Yu-go Oneshots

Salty - J×S

"No Jou! Don't do this!" Yugi yells at Jou.

"Oh come on Yug it's just a little prank no big deal."

Tristan steps up to join Jou on this, "Yeah! Plus don't you wan't to see his face finally crack as well as his ego. It will be beautiful!"

Yugi shakes her head no, "No it would not! That's just to mean!"

"Yug this aint really mean, just gonna be really funny. An if anythin the prick will deserve it!"

After stating that she switches the salt and sugar, but before Yugi could undo what Jou had done, Kaiba walks in, heading straight to the coffee pouring himself some completely ignoring the trio right there.

Seeing Kaiba about to put sugar in his coffee or at least what was supposed to be the sugar, Yugi tries to warn him but Tristan prevents her by clasping his hand on her mouth.

Yugi's eyes widen in horror as she watches him pour the salt-in-disguise into his drink.

Yugi begins to squirm in Tristan's grasp yelling a muffled 'no!' as Kaiba brings the mug to his lips and takes a sip.

You can tell exactly when the hot liquid comes in contact with him because the instant it does he freezes on the spot.

His emotions don't change but he does face Jou sending her a death glare as she begins to laugh hysterically that tears start to form at the corner of her eyes.

Kaiba's glare only hardens from that, but instead of shouting or losing his composure, he did the last thing that would have ever crossed the Trios minds.

He chugged down the 16oz of coffee in one go.

This stops Jou from her laughing and dropping Tristan's smirk that had spread across his face earlier.

They all look at Kaiba completely dubmb-founded.

"What's wrong mutt? Is there something wrong? Or is it that you've never seen a person drink coffee out of a mug instead of a bowl like you do?"