HELL HOTEL Helluva Boss (the daughter of the ink demon)

father like daughter pt 4

(On earth)

Luna:welcome to earth

Flaky:Or Boston

Via:woah

Luna:(human form)you gonna change or

Via:oh yeah(human form)wait don't you need to change to flaky

Flaky:nah I'm already look human

Luna:so any thoughts?

Via:everythings so ...blue...

Flaky:you get used to it

Via:so what do humans do for fun

(In hell)

Grimm:(Demon form)WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CHILD

Stoltz:is that a portal?

Blitzo:MY BABY

Grimm:how did -( reached for his side pocket to only feel it was empty)my portal gun she stole it I should be so angry right now but fuck I'm so proud of her

Blitzo:it's too small open it back up we need to follow them

Grimm:on it(rip the portal back open with his bare fucking claws)

(On earth)

Blitzo:where did they go?

Stoltz:Blitzy wait you can't go out like that disguise yourself

Blitzo:does everyone have a human disguise except me

Grimm:what happened to the human disguises i gave you

Blitzo:oh i burned that

Stoltz:you're been going to the human world without a human disguise

Blitzo:well Grimm doesn't have one

Grimm:yeah i do(look like a 60 year old man)

Blitzo:fuck your old

Grimm:fuck off

Stoltz:(sigh)very well then ... We'll have to improvise (give him a dog collar)

Grimm:well i seen a lot of porn to see where this is going

(With the girls)

Via:is it really okay that we stole that human money

Luna:(wipes the blood of her fingers) it not like he's going to tell anyone

Flaky:so much for keep it down

Luna:now come on we're not on earth for sightseeing

(There infront of a club)

Via:I.. I've never been to a club before

Flaky:i have it not that fun

Luna:you've really never snuck out wow(to the bouncer)so... How much is admission for three

Bouncer:i need to see your ID's

Via:what an id

Flaky:don't mind my friend here (give him her id)here you go

Bouncer:(eyes go wide with terror and fear)o-oh course my l-lady you can come it

Flaky:thank you come on girls let go

Via:why was that human so afraid of seeing your id?

Luna:her dad is kind of feared up here don't know why now ready for your first party come on

(They dances for a few minutes intill a human slapped luna ass)

Luna:HEY What the-

Flaky:FUCK dick head

Human:you girls wanna party

Luna:yeah no... How about you and your little dicked friend go jerk each other off in the bathroom

Human:ha only if you three watch

Flaky:oh god it a Angel dust

Luna:this is your last warning back the fuck off

Human 2:or what (grab flaky ass only for his arm to be broken in 2)

Flaky:oh I'm sorry this ass if only meant for my girl not human

(Luna and via accidentally(or on purpose)killed a human)

Flaky:oh shit well at least it can't get any worse

Flaky:i take it back

???:There you are

Flaky:do i know you

???:y-what doesn't matter get on the floor hands on the back of your head

Flaky:dave John Franklin Dave how you been how's the family

Dave?:i don't have a family no get on the floor before I blow you... Away

Flaky:why haven't done anything

Dave?: wherever you say buddy ( taser her)