james woke up to the sound of his mom screaming for him to wake up. and his alarm. he cried bc hes ⏃ little snowflake 😊
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when he went into the kitchen he saw ⏃ very dashing man, he asked his mother who the man was, "this is ed sheeran, hes the sigma male who will be taking care of you from now on. ive decided youre ugly so hes the dad u never had now 😊💕 ly son" what, james thought. how could he process this? "go pack up 😩😩" the man said. he couldnt help but immediately fall in love after hearing his voice. "o-o-o-o-o-ok...🥺🥺🥺🥺😫😫😫😫😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰"
after packing
"okay bye son ⟟ wont miss u 😘😘" james had the nicest mom 😇😇 "so, what do u do for fun james" ed sheeran said "u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-umm well, ⟟ like to...................ummm...." james couldnt think of anything. and he COULDNT expose the secret that he liked doing makeup. when they got to eds house, it was huge! like ⏃ mansion. "brb ⟟ gotta get milk" ed said. when he left, ⏃ mysterious figure appeared from the bushes. it was that vegan teacher! tvt walked to the door and picked the lock. she took james from the mansion. james was confused and scared. he screamed and yellow crewmate saved him! jk he doesnt get ⏃ happy ending. yellow crewmate spotted ed from the side, and then.... to be continued
🤪rEmEmbEr🤧 like😩ReMeMbEr👹oUr😔sOnG?🪳iVe🥺bEeN💀cRuShiNg😓piPeR😰dO😭yOu🤠rEmEmBer👺stAwPP😢*walks into wall and almost dies*
