DXD:REINCARNATION OF JADE EMPEROR

Reincarnation

My Name is Lorx I am 16 Years Old and a Anime Fan My Life is Normal, Normal Grades, Normal Life, Nothing Else Special And I died.

How?By a Fucking Truck You will Be Like "You Died By Truck-Kun Sugoi" Sounds Fucking Retarted I want to Have a Good Life Have a Family and Make My Parents Proud Yet I died I cried As Much as I can This is Pathetic

An Old Man Approaced Me " Oi Kid Stop Crying Already Im Sorry For Killing You"Said The Unknown Old Man His Tone Feels Genuinely Sorry

I asked Him" Who Are You Anyways Are You a ROB or Something?" This is Suspicious I questioned Him Again " You Must Be God Arent You I must Be a Fool To Believe That ROB exist So Are You Gonna Send Me to Hell or Heaven I bet its Hell"

I will Surely Go to Hell Why I fucking Fap 7 Times a Day Laze Around Everyday And I dont Even Pray to God. Hell I only Pray at School Or Whenever Im Feeling Bad Or Something

God" HAHHAHAHA KID I AM GOD I WILL REINCARNATE YOU TO THE DXD VERSE BUT STILL DONT WORRY I WILL GIVE YOU 2 POWERS FROM A CHARACTER" Did I just Hear God That He will Reincarnate Me too DXD?

"Really Are You Really Gonna Reincarnate Me? Im not Complaining But I think My Karma is Very Low Most of My Donation To Church Is Forced" GOD Smiled And Seemed To be Amused By Me "Ofc I will Hell and Heaven Doesnt Even Exist"

I asked "So What Are The 2 Power That I will Get?" Im Pretty Nervous To Be Honest Please Be strong GOB Had a Still Has His Amused Face And Said " The First Is Okhwang Or Jade Emperor" Ok WTF THAT OP OLD MAN WHO CAN MANIPULATE THE FOUR FUNDERMENTAL FORCES

God "HOHOHO You Must Be Shocked The Second Is Rimuru Tempest With Some Unique Skill That I created Or Granted" Alright First Is an Old Man Who Plays With Planets Like Its Nothing Now An Slime Who Is Insanely Overpowered With Alot of Hax To Bad Its The The Webnovel Version

Lorx" Before I reincarnate I want To Say That Thank You For Granting Me This Power Without You I might Reincarnate as a Useless Guy" I bowed To Him to Express My Gratitude And Thankfulness

GOD seems Pleased" HAHHAHAHA Dont Worry Kid Enjoy Your Life" God Smiled To me At The One Last Time And Reincarnated Me