ROADTRIP. mcyt

six

six.
nottingham, uk.
"i'm so hot".

- × -

"can you guys please shut up!?"

"yeah, no."

ranboo groaned in annoyance. he just wanted to sleep peacefully. that's all he ever wanted to do today. but here he is, babysitting a dyslexic boy who keeps shaking him 24/7, the said boy's sister along with a teakettle's sister watching something with their phone volume louder than the couple from next door whenever they got into an argument, a blonde kid with sad emo vibes, and a dumbass who acts like a child.

...

correction— a self-obsessed dumbass who acts like a kid.

"i'm so hot," y/n said for the 15th time. "if i could marry myself, i would." 

nobody spared them a glance, too busy doing whatever they were doing. that doesn't mean they're not aware of it, though. but like let's be honest, who wants to listen to someone talk about the same thing over and over again? right, no one.

what they didn't know is ignoring y/n only fuels up their will to annoy them. 

and so they did. 

"who wouldn't want to be with me? i am amazing, and poggers, and cool, and poggers!" they hummed and acted like they were thinking before leaning back. "too bad love is gross so even if someone DID ask me out, i would simply say no." they then waved their hand around. "anyways, back to the topic. i am just sooooo cool. every morning, whenever i wake up, i look at the mirror and then i see a very hot person. like i'm very lucky to have me."

soon enough, purpled had enough of them being a self-obsessed idiot. "GOD, Y/N. NO ONE FUCKING CARES! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL CRASH THIS SHITTY CAR," he yelled in annoyance, grabbing the others' attention. some of them feigned a surprised look, along with a hand covering their mouths. others just had a curious look, seemingly waiting for a fight to break out while gossiping with the others. meanwhile, y/n had a smug look, happy that they had annoyed purpled once again. they didn't really think that he was THAT mad since he wasn't giving them the silent treatment.

although, nobody talked after his outburst so all in all it was dead silent. not until tubbo shifted in his seat and stared at purple through the rearview mirror. 

"you just basically insulted our car by calling it shitty," he said, earning a nod from lani in agreement. "to think that i was so willing to let you guys borrow our car. i even begged my parents for it and you guys just insulted it..."

"what do you mean 'you guys'!?" ranboo let out a frustrated sigh.

"it's only purpled who did it. why are we all getting blamed?" drista added, her eyes glued to her phone.

"yeah it's purpled's fault," y/n said a smirk, still looking smugly at the said guy.

"well if you weren't so annoying, i wouldn't have lost my cool." purpled gave them a sharp look. it wouldn't be surprising if he just stops the car and kick them out.

"yeah." lani who has been quiet all of the time, nodded her head, understanding his point. "it's your fault too for being so chaotic." 

y/n gasped in both disbelief and betrayal as they looked at lani's direction, teary-eyed. "and here i thought that we were good friends." they then wiped a tear that fell out of their eye. "i can't believe that you just betrayed me like this. after all we've been through!"

tubbo leaned towards ranboo. "oh no another gogy kinnie," he whispered in the other's ear with fake surprise lacing on his tone. ranboo held back a snicker while slowly shaking his head in fake disappointment.  "like imagine kinning gogy. can't be me," he added, rolling his eyes in the process.

"smh my head," ranboo whispered back like the gossip king he is.

both stared at each other before bursting out in laughter. drista, who was listening to their entire conversation, let out a small chuckle before going back to playing zombie tsunami. 

purpled and y/n still continued bickering so the whole car ride was still super chaotic. except this time, ranboo was also apart of the chaos.

- × -

"WHAT TOOK YOU GUYS SO FUCKING LONG!?" was the first thing that they were greeted by as soon as they arrived at tommy's place. 

"tubbo and ranboo fell asleep so we got lost," lani answered, eyes closing and preparing herself once tommy started to open his mouth again.

"DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I WAS BORED AS SHIT WHILE WAITING FOR YOUR ASSES TO COME GET ME!?"

"we didn't know now be quiet i can't deal with another loud dumbass." purpled said, a hand in his head. "your voice is giving me a fucking headache."

tommy was ready to throw hands at purpled when ranboo grabbed his shoulder, making him stop while stomping his feet in annoyance.

"lol what a simp," y/n, who was just a few meters away from them, commented while drinking another soda. 

"i know right."

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" they yelped in surprise, looking down at the person who just came out of nowhere. "tubbo, you scared the shit out of me! i thought it was a dwarf who was ready to take my soul because i stepped on their home!"

"HEY, I'M NOT A DWARF!" he glared and kicked their knees, earning a pained groan from them. that made him slightly smile with pride. "also, that was very specific. care to explain why that was the first thing you thought about?"

"nope!" they replied quickly and ran towards the others, leaving tubbo behind.

"you bitch! wait for me!" 

when y/n arrived at the scene, they were confused as hell. who wouldn't when there stood a laughing drista and a very pissed tommy. well, it was more like a wheezing drista clutching her stomach and a pissed tommy who was on the floor glaring at her. y/n turned to look at purpled, confused. he just shrugged in response, gesturing towards ranboo who was just there, standing still like that one emoji.

"mind explaining what happened, mister gender stealer?" they said after nudging him.

"mister gender stealer?" he sighed, not questioning it. he was tired of all the shit that happened today. "tommy challenged drista to a race—"

"sounds like a tommy thing to do."

"TUBBO, JESUS CHRIST!" ranboo said with a hand on their chest. "warn us next time!" 

y/n was kinda glad that they weren't tubbo's only victim. they covered up their smirk with a small cough. 

"sorry, bossman!" he said with an apologetic smile. "you were saying?"

"right. tommy challenged drista to a race but before they even started, drista tripped tommy using her foot."

both snorted while staring at the still-mad tommy. "that's tommy and drista for you." they said in unison. both then proceeded to stare at each other before bursting in laughter.

the more i spend time with them, the more i lose my brain cells. i'm starting to think that i made the wrong choice in joining them. purpled thought while slurping a slushy.

wait- where did that came from?!

author's note.
soooooooo i'm very sorry for not
updating hehe i had like tons of
school works. it was shit. i had to like
answer 4 modules in math, then had 4
chemistry, and others and i just want
to jump off a bridge.😃👍

n e ways, thanks for all those who
read, voted, and commented<3
y'all made my day much more better!

ALSO I WAS LISTENING TO RED
WHILE WRITING THIS SO I WAS
REALLY INSPIRED FOR THOSE WHO
DIDNT KNOW TAYLOR DROPPED HER
VERSION OF HER ALBUM RED SO GO
LISTEN TO IT NOW!!! :D