Flamilgo Oneshots book 1 ( flamilgo fanfiction AU)

Flamilgo story: cleetus bad day (au) (short)

Cleetus was having a bad day...
"I don't understand how you can say that, because...," said Cleetus in a way that made the entire table laugh at him...
but then as he tried to get his thoughts straight...
Cleetus - "And I don't like... when...-" but Felipe cuts off Cleetus off...

But every other word was an "buster" or a "fancy" or "but then" and the eating habits he had been instilling in his niece country boi were being thrown out the window...
and Albert was not happy about it... but Dhyrbfyty took it as... "do I even need to worry about this one anymore?" she dhyrbfyty said in a sadly sullen tone.
and the reactions were:

"did I really just really see Cleetus? did I see Cleetus child abuse!!" said Dhyrbfyty in a sullen voice.

Cleetus - "And...-"

Felipe, "if you'll excuse me Mrabusechildrenflimflam.." said as Felipe shouted at cleetus...

"and of course..." said cleetus with a hint of british in his accent even he's southren... "I shall be a perfect host... with a magnifying glass to guide my guests!" said cleetus as he hits Felipe with a magnifying glass. He looked longingly at Felipe rudely in his fake British accent.

and then the doorbell rang.
It was a delivery man, named "Panda" so when I opened the door he gave me a very strange look. He looked at the tag on the box, and told me it was for earthworm sally", who is dressed in black and a suit and carries a briefcase, and I think that confused earthworm sally and everyone else even more...

and he Panda wanted to deliver it to the appropriate person.. "n-n-o... that should be mrabusechildrenflimflam (cleetus).." said Felipe rudely to cleetus as he embarrassed himself in front of Panda... And cleetus get a gun and kills Felipe and Panda.. and himself... And when earthworm sally gets the box he sees Cleetus holding a gun and they see 3 people dead on the ground but earthworm sally grabs the bloody box and leaves... but when dhyrbfyty cames in she panics and leaves the house...

The end for this part of oneshot 1....

word count: 372 (half is written by me and the AI i used)