Flamilgo Oneshots book 1 ( flamilgo fanfiction AU)

Flamingo story: the Aretzist (AU) (not canon) (found lost story)

(Side note before I tell story: I lost my gray notepad in RL, so good thing I wrote it down in Onenotes.. btw btw, I wrote the story with some of the AI robot's help... so yeah that's all to say before i tell you story. btw if your an creppy ed from my school in my RL  don't stalk my online business than if you do buzz off thanks if you are reading this... btw shoutout my friend to a_chill_buster for being the first person to get to know some details / behind the scenes about the book before this gets publicly released on Wattpad  😊  but anyways enjoy!)       

(also disclaimer: everything in the story is not canon btw and the intro and early mid start is the only thing changed then the or start I wrote in notepad I lost in rl...)                            

                                                                                      Main plot 1:

it all started with Albert going to jail for... murder.. after he had murdered 10 year old Domino pizza boys in his path. he was driving at him then, and he didn't have the mental age. of an actual 24 yr old person... ( in this story AI wrote it not me) and he didn't even do it... ( lie) it was a teen who committed the murder and then tried to pin it on Albert ... "I am sorry u had to go through this.. "I think I would have killed by your car ".said who traps the person in a suicide note, if you read it buster" a voice sounds like Cleetus said... you would know, it was a coward named Felipe "oh shit, am I in love?" said the detective to himself whos named Lynn, he was huge in a one piece blue stripper suit like in squid game but blue... with a diamond shape on its head " "yes... definitely' said a voice that is Albert and then Albert went to jail by a gay detective who an also a blue squid game member from an alternative universe...

"I just wanna see my sunny boi Kaden..." said Albert in a voice that sounds like a 700 pounder trying to be a 2 year old mcjeff meal, and then Albert slaps the gay detective named Lynn squid game mask off, and the cops here say they don't understand him (Albert), but they also agree to take him to jail anyways... 

"I just want to hear my friend Kaden sing the song and laugh." said Albert in a low voice of sadness. 

"Oh god, alright, I will take you." said the gay police detective dude named Morgan seaman who plays his cello like a hobo / hillybilly. and then continued to laugh at Albert,

                                                                      *paused at main story 1*
                                                                                   
                                                                                     ( subplot 1)

"Yesterday the radio didn't play" said Felipe shouting at nobody but Cleetus in the room... 

As the old fashion red phone rings and cat hissing at Su Tart and ninja screaming in the background as he breaks the vase in front of Felipe.

and then he cleetus was getting worried about his finnee Albert and Dhyrbfyty... But as soon as the comforter was pulled off cleetus was depressed after Dhyrbfyty had been taken away by the CEO of Roblox, "David Baszucki" He was really worried about the mental state of his gay uncle. (not canon)

He decided to talk to his gay uncle ( not Canon btw) Looking up the address from the planned Dhyrbfyty an arrow will appear on her or them! as if it was made from a previous location. (weild af)

called the comforter. ("err, no, the comforter called "Jake"...") a voice said as Cleetus said it and Cleetus said in a nervous way... He was really worried about his gay and his wife, Finnee, and Dhyrbfyty and the Roblox CEO had him (not canon gay uncle) brought to his place. ( again not canon)