Hello. Im mf, y/ns brother. Im 6365 years old and a single fucking child. Im single too, ready to mingle
ive been on this is world for so long that i saw it evelop and develop again after men took over the world.
My parents died in a car crash when i was -1034 young. (Y/N moment)
ive attempted oofing 6365 times, every fucking year.. but i failed. Not even god wants me ugh.
the only reason im alive right now is you....your mother.😏 Not gonna lie...shes a MILF.
So now i try get her attention but putting on maid outfits
But im depressed.. bc your mom is 836493622 years older.. but she looks so young, like a newborn baby. But yeah age doenst matter.
i suddely felt a hamd grab my neck, it hold me tight and i felt like fainting. *crack* i felt out of the chair, my neck still in the hand and my body on the ground.
damn. I looked like a hot giraffe.
to be specific a sexy giraffe, a giraffe that would fuck ur mom.
i felt myself fainting but i thought "no, i cannot die this kinky way"
my troath was sore and i suddenly felt the urge to sing fight song.
but because my troath was so sore it sounded more like corspe was singing it. Dressed as a sexy kinky giraffe.
but then it hit me. I didnt mind getting choked.. maybe i was a sexy kinky garaffe all along, maybe your mom will like me now!
as all those thing went trough my head, i manage to flip my head backwards to face the one holding me.
It was the immortal snail. That sexy motherfucker, he was my enemy but he was so.. fucking.. hot. I start drooling after i see his ass, as he bites his top lip.
i thought about the benefits about having a long neck, i can do comercials.
(END OF CHAPTER 1)
