𝗚𝗼𝗱, 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 (Jesus x Izzy)

Chapter 11: Don't be racist kids

"Ohmygod, Michelle Obama was actually green haired girl in disguise!" Evelyn narrated.

"And she was black fishing!" Mic added. Everyone gasped.

Green-Haired Girl reached out her hand and started to choke Mrs Bubkes like she hated her. Mama Bubkes ripped off her bunions and threw them at the ugly green mess.

"Come on, gang!" Evelyn dabbed and teleported Mic, Mrs. Bubkes, and herself back to their school in Canada.

"Woah, what is that on the roof." Mic said. The three of them looked to see a hot man in an orange jacket on top of the roof. As soon as he noticed them, he tripped and fell off.

Mrs. Bubkes rushed to catch him in her big manly arms. "Are you okay?!"

The man jumped from her arms and brushed himself off, blushing. "Hi, I'm Roofus."

Mrs. Bubkes paused for a moment, "My name is Blue-Haired Girl!"

Mic looked at the two of them and whispered to Evelyn. "If they had a kid, it would look like Taylor swift."

"You are so right, Mic." Evelyn agreed. "You are so smart and amazing I literally wanna lull myself just to be reincarnated as you."

"Omg, that is totally something you would say, Evelyn."

A loud voice echoed, ruining the very touching moment. "WHERE ARE YOU!?"

They could tell the voice was Green-Haired girl and hid behind a wall.

"What do we do?" Mrs. Bubkes asked.

"If only there was some ugly white girl with bluish hair that could be used as a distraction..." Mic mumbled.

"Okay we all know you're talking about Izzy," Evelyn replied. She teleported them back to the Squid Game island and searched for Izzy's corpse.

"Ew, decomposition is not a good look for her," Mic thew up into Evelyn's Valentino white bag.

Green-Haired girl appeared behind them and got a sneaky little sexy idea. She used her devil 😈 powers on the ugly rotting corpse.

"GrrrRrRrrR" Izzy growled. She stood up revealing she was brought back to life, back to reality.

Mic and Evelyn speed-walked away, hiding in the room used for red light green light.

"Where is Mrs. Bubkes!?" Evelyn looked around.

"Ugh, she must've stayed behind with that Roofus guy!" Mic replied.

Green-haired girl heard this and left.

Evelyn saw this and left.

Mic and her teleported back and saw Mrs. Bubkes holding a JUUL!?!!?

"It's a fucking pregnancy test dumbass," said Evelyn.

Mrs. Bubkes cried, "Bubkes pregnant!"