Stagnant Water of Apocalypse

Chapter 0: Prologue

-Rabbit Princess: Ah...This game is so boring. There's really nothing to do.

-Duck Buttock Goes Kwek Kwek: Well, it's a failed game. What did you expect?

-Survivor 1: So, going to play another game?

-Rabbit Princess: After playing this game for so long, I don't think I will be able to play another game.

-Duck Buttock Goes Kwek Kwek: LOL.

The only players left in this game were all stagnant water. Just like usual, we were hanging out on the rooftop of a certain building as we chatted about various topics. We didn't have any choice but to do this because we had cleared everything this game had to offer. On top of that, there are also no newbie players who came to play this game.

(T/N: Stagnant water refers to players who have played the game for far too long.)

If it weren't for the fact that corpses of various kinds of monsters were scattered here and there, the night view from this place would have been very beautiful. However, there's nothing we could do about it, because in this game, players and corpses were inseparable.

This game was called 'Survival Life'. A virtual reality game advertised with catch phrases like, 'Extremely realistic apocalyptic world where zombies and monsters roam freely!'

'You are the only one who survives this hell!'

However, not anymore. The impregnable difficulty of this game demotivated the users and everyone dropped this game one by one. Moreover, the need for dedicated VR equipment to play this game also raised the hurdle as tall as Mount Everest.

Thus, within months after its launch, the number of players decreased significantly.

Then, what about a year after its launch? Well, let's not talk about it.

-Rabbit Princess: Ah... There are no fresh newbies coming in....

-Duck Buttock Goes Kwek Kwek: What are you going to do when a newbie appears?

-Rabbit Princess: I will go to them and greet them LOL.

-Survivor 1: Look at yourself in the mirror please, it would be a miracle if they didn't run away.

-Rabbit Princess: Tsktsktsk, this kid really knows nothing even though he's a stagnant water as well.

The appearance of 'Rabbit Princess' was that of a 30-year-old male, and it was very unique. His whole body was covered in pink colour and a carrot was embedded on his face which acted as his nose. The white tail on the top part of his buttock was disgusting, though.

Of course, the appearances of both Duck Buttock Goes Kwek Kwek and Survivor 1 were also quite unusual. And between all of us, I was certain I was the one with the best appearances. At the very least, a newbie wouldn't run away when they saw my appearance. Even though what I was wearing was basically the same as wearing only underwear.

Then, out of the blue, a message popped out in the chat window.

-Newbie Is NubNub: Hello!

It was a message from a newbie all of us had been longing for. Both their nickname and greeting was very good. We could also see a VR café icon beside their name. They must be playing from a VR café which is rather popular these days. Even so, all of us who didn't care about those kinds of things swiftly answered to their message.

-Rabbit Princess: Sniff! Sniff! What is this smell?

-Duck Buttock Goes Kwek Kwek: It smells dirty, HAHA.