Everything employees are not allowed to do at Freddy's

first batch

1. Do not touch Freddy. Yes we know he has anxiety, yes we know he likes cuddles but you're not a emotional support human.

2. Everyone is banned from yelling at Fritz "Fuck the police!'' anytime he enters a room.

3. Stop giving William all the kids you find annoying and call it "a sacrifice'' he's your boss NOT a serial killer or a cult leader!

4. Look we all appreciate the fan in the office but its a fan, not the reincarnation of a pizza god. Keep it professional guys.

4a. Also stop giving the fan pizza as a peace offering.

5. Just because Henry is dead doesn't mean anyone should keep his "legacy'' of burning animatronics and or the building alive.

5a. And no, Henry didn't give you permission before he passed away to keep it alive either

5b. Also... No you can't try and reach him with a Oujin board to prove he's okay with it.

6. Stop theorizing that Phone guy is invincible and thats why no one ever sees him and that the only way to communicate with him is through a phone.  

6a. Phone guy is the homeless person who sleeps inside Freddy's, we see him everyday in the staff room.

7. Speaking of theories: No William does not fuck the SpringBonnie suit either.

8. Stop flirting with Michael, he's not interested. And he's a rotten zombie you dirty monsterfuckers

9. Stop yelling "This bitch empty, YEET'' And then throw Michael across the staff room. How funny it might be.

10. To whoever is writing Foxy/Reader fics and publishing them on Wattpad and Archieve of our own. Seek help, please.

11. Stop calling the animatronics "gay'' all the time. Theres more LGBTQ+ sexualities, you uncreative people!

12. Do not insult the Puppet/Marionette under any circumstances, and hurting it is a serious crime. (WE'RE LOOKING AT YOU FRITZ).

13. Due to the coffee incident, do not let William grab coffee unsupervised.

14. Employees are banned from using Chica as a trashcan for rotten food.

15. All employees need to refrain from making sexual jokes about Toy Chica. Yes we know how inappropiate she is but the kids don't and we like to keep it that way.

16. No one is allowed to paint Bonnie in different colours to solve the "Blue or purple'' dilemma.

17. Don't call William any kinds of fruit, vegetables or animals. You can call him a "Stupid cunt'' though, he finds it amusing for some reason.

18. Employees are not allowed to put the blame on the souls of children to steal food made exclusively for a birthday party

19. Stop making bets on who gets together with who. And stop trying to summon Henry using the Ouja board to ask who he would date

20. Due to the incident that included a ritual, candles and a possible risk of summoning a demon: Henry is officially banned from trying to be reached all together. Its giving William false hopes.

21. Vanny please we know you simp for a serial killer. But no one needs to see the questionable drawings you made, accident or not.

22. Balloon boy is officially banned from being thrown through a window

23. On further notice regarding BB: Fritz is banned from owning a crowbar

24. Ideas and different methods to try and destroy Balloon Boy are officially banned.

25. ALL THESE RULES COUNT FOR YOU TOO WILLIAM AFTON!

26. Please stop making conspiracy theories on the "Shadow'' animatronics. They don't exist: The employee who came up with it was high and saw Toy Bonnie and the Golden Freddy suit in the dark.

27. Theories on Jeremy being Jack the Ripper are now banned too.

28. Employees are not allowed to active Golden Freddy and stuff a child in its mouth to see if it really is that deadly

29. Henry's urn is not a football either.

30. Drawing the manly bodypart on Mangle is not funny and immature, yes even if the kids do it. And especially when the kids do it.