Young Kai: well, I'm actually the smartest and most handsomest man on this playground so if you don't stop bullying my sister I'll go and scrape my knee and make it look like you pushed me, the teachers love me so they'll get you in trouble and then you'll be off the playground for the next two days and then you won't be able to hurt my sister. Do you understand?!
That one kid who literally just wanted to make fun of Nya's hair ribbon:
