The Sclera

Another prank

I started break dancing in my room. Plan played out perfectly. I knew she was eventually gonna get over it because it was so perfect. When we were younger she was always the one planing to ruin my future. Me getting into trouble, I was aways the lean pretty one and her, the skinny but not really ugly one. I remembered she had gotten me in the habit of eating when I was smaller than this. It was a muckbang video, and she knew I was hungry. All the while she was eating perfectly. So yeah thats basically the gist of it, but I know the blessing of getting better from it. I remembered when I used to leave the closest door open in her room at night. Sooner along the line she formed the condition of sleep paralysis. A good comeback. But I wanted to get even. Just then I heard a knock.
"Yes daddy?"
"I bought you some medicine from the store, thought it might help the pain."
"Thank you?"
"But if you see your sister, try not to bring it up. Its already a delicate situation, I mean dealing with girls you know, you have to be sensitive, you know what I mean. And with you being the youngest, its a lot harder for you. You know what I mean? Dont seem offended if I dont come up with the best solutions ok? I mean I know personally the girl stuff you been going through, but- all Im trying to say is that you and your sister need to be hand in hand on this. Yall need to go and get the things yall need physically abd emotionally. O.k? Oh! and talk to your mother."
I had my lips pursed the whole time. 'Yeah' barely was worded. And then I took the Tylenol and closed the door slowly. "Well that was awkward."
I had said under my breath, took a Tylenol pill and got in the shower. Chebie has a boyfriend named Cleo, she stole him when here sister wasn't seizing the day and missing an opportunity being way to passive.
Now Cleo was all hers mwahaha. Going on two months now. He had short curly but shaggy hair, was a good height, smelled of cool breeze. He like chopped soui and recess peanut butter bites. His long term plan was to buy two plane tickets, so him and Chebie could go to Tokyo. She adored him. Him and her had a thing where she will turn his hoodie inside out and he will turn his sweat pants inside out as well. She loved him and he was hers. Almost done in the shower. I- BANG!
"Daddy said get out."
"Tahitiiii!" I desperately called out
"I'll tie you by your facial haiirr-Arrghh! I said trembling after my shock. I heard laughs in the background. That-
She has a monkey butt btw. Oh and farts like a bad stanch of hiccups. The choppy kinds. So vulgar. I new she was going to relieve herself with a classic prank so she could get over her mood on me. She dirty like that. Then all of the sudden I remembered a childhood memory. one time I released a creepy bug on her side of the room when we were young, turns out she was snoring so the the paralysis demon can get me. And she left the closet door open...

-"So any way tahiti, just hold still while I spill this critter.. Ahhhhhh!!"
It had jumped on me. Tahiti jumped up and clashed heads with me. Causing her to panic, and me to leap on her to get a chance to wipe the bug on here. Long story short I had got bitten twice, and kicked in the gut. Daddy freaked out and started hitting us with the pillow in the dark. He too had a sleep paralysis demon. We both looked creepy. I never agian pranked with bugs after that.
After I had gotten dressed I was off to my friends house. To see the progress I asked Tahiti this question. "Im going to Tatiana's house want to come?"
She just glared at me awkwardly... "Guessed not" I chuckled
"Chebie can I ask you something?"
"Sure what is it." I said presumptuously. "STOP COMING TO MY DOOR!!"
I quickly moved to close the door. After I was on the road, half way there I started crying. "Why is she being so mean to me?" I sobbed. I adjusted my rear view mirror- then I saw something catching my eyes.
"Blaauuughhh!" I yelled, almost jerking the wheel.
It was a boney puppet, a creepy doll, and a deranged beadie-eyed orange thing you see out of a nightmare. I had to pull over to cry, and circle my car like a wanting puppy, staying away at all cost.

"Tahitiiiiiii!!"...