Markie x Geertje ENG Version

NOW A REAL GEERTJE'S POV

GEERTJE'S POV:

Geertje thought he was cool, swag and smexy. But he didn't like that Markie at all. He thought that Markie was ugly, -10 swag lvl, stupid, bully and no smexy babe boi. 

So he made a FaCeBoOk acc under the name "Stinky face of Markie", ( I don't think you can even have that long name on facebook but go ahead). He already had 5 followers he was proud, but then his acc was removed (hehe no happy ending for him i guess lmao.). He was so angry that he killed Krisztina. I know his wife has really weird name- (it's his real wife's name tho).

Oh uhm where was i-.... Idk what to type so here a short song while i think about the plot:

Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo! (Ah) 

So i have the plot here......

So Geertje went to drink some wine, but that wasn't enough so he went to drink some beer and vodka. He was so drunk that he started singing wap. And then he went to sleep. So he forgot to send his StReAkS on snapchat (sad life).

MARKIE'S POV:

When Markie woke up he saw that his bed wet was!! Cuz he pissed ofc! 

THEN HE WALKED TO THE KITCHEN AND WHAT HE SAW THEN WAS TERRIBLE.....EMPTY FRIDGE. SO HE BEGAN TO CRY BECAUSE THERE WAS NO FOOD. Okay so he had no food at home, the only meat there was in his house was... the cat Greet. He took that cat and put it in the oven.

Markie's cook lesson trururururu

You set the oven to 280 degrees. You grab oil and your cat. You smear the oil in the cat. And put it in the oven. After 30 minutes you can enjoy it with ketchup.

Markie was full, he has never eaten so well. He went away from his house with a bicycle, but he was so unlucky that it rained.