She Goes By Remy

OO4

Hazel Valentine

It finally happened. The moment I been waiting for finally came. Nothing can kill my vibe---

Ratchets on deck
Pass the pistol to my mans
Three killas with me
Whiskey masters in the van
We gon pull up like the ice cream truck ---
Ice Cream Truck by Montana of 300 started playing from Jaylen's phone indicating that his bitch was calling him. Just great. I may dislike her with a passion but I'll give credit when it's due,, she's hella pretty and smart as hell. But her attitude and thottish ways make me not like her. I low key feel like she's playing my best friend, it's not like he's gonna listen if I say anything about it.

"Yo" he said as he put it on speaker. "I'm about to go get some snacks from downstairs, you want anything ?" I asked him. "Um who the fuck is that in the background?" Her nosey ass said. "BITCH IT'S JAKE FROM STATEFARM" I laughed. I peeped how Jay was tryna keep his composure. I left to get us some snacks and a movie to watch. I hope he knows his fine ass is spending the night, I don't know what is running through his mind if he thinks he's gonna leave me here by myself tonight.

Jaylen Cameron

So y'all already know who I am. If not then you're slow asf. I'm Jaylen Cameron, my girl is Savannah Wright, and my best friends are Hazel, CiCi, and Brandon. Ohh yeah and I got some bombs ass green eyes, and killer dimples.I'm from the Bronx, born and raised there boo boo *does ghetto clap *. Some of y'all are probably trippin' cause I kissed Hazel, well it needed to happen. I love her, she's my R.O.D. , and Savannah ass been acting hella distant lately. If she's cheating I'm leaving. I'm done with her bullshit so that'll be the next perfect reason for me to leave. She already cheated TWICE, but I stayed because we've been through a lot. But I'm not about to let her walk all over me. Anyway, that's all

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"So what did you bring me" I asked as Hazel made her way to the bed. "Who said I got you anything, you didn't tell me you wanted something" she chuckled. "You got a smart ass mouth". "Whatever, here's your doritos and skittles. I gotchu a Dr.Pepper too" she gave me my stuff. "Thank yurrr" I tried my Madea."no it's only funny when I do it", "whatever". She then got up and put in Catching Fire."Why ? Don't nobody wanna watch this shit" I complained. "The door is right there, you either leave or pretend to be interested" she pointed at the door. "Ohh Jolly, the Hunger Games, what a pleasant surprise" I faked enthusiasm.

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"OH MY GAWD WHY THEY ALWAYS GOTTA BEAT THE BLACK MAN" I yelled."Calm your nipples it's just a movie, you're mad hyped for someone who didn't want to watch it" she laughed. "Whatever" I shook my head. I looked at the time and saw it was 12:09. "I think I should get ready to leave, it's late". Hazel paused the movie. "Noooo, don't leave me here alone stay the night pleaasseee" she whined and made puppy eyes. I can't stand when she does that, she knows it makes me give in. "Alright I guess, but don't try nothing" I joked. "Don't nobody wanna try anything with your ugly ass". We both knew she couldn't even pretend it wasn't true. "Oh really cause I do recall you confessing your attraction towards me, and I wasn't ugly when you were kissing up on this now was I ". "I'm a very good actress I deserve a Grammy" she rolled her neck. "Barely...." I mumbled.