WHO ATE MY FUCKING BROWNIES

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"Of course I'm right I'm mina Ashido I'm failing most of my classes and I'm spying on my friend and her date who is my crush does that sound like someone who's wrong"

"Yeah"

"Fuck off midget now onwards we must see what there doing"

"Yes my queen"

The four girls slowly followed the two
Every time Ibara would look back they would hide, each hiding spot became more ridiculous some like hiding in trees and diving into a fountain but a really dumb one was mina taking two branches jumping in a bush and hiding

"Casper, minion, invisible bish alpha target is moving, move up,"

"yes ma'am"

The four of them kept on moving up only stopping when the two of them entered a flower shop
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"Mom are you here"

"Ibara sweetie is that you"
A voice from the back room answered

"Yeah it's me"

"What are you doing here it's your day off"

"I know I just wanted to check up on you and buy some flower seeds"

The women from the back room finally came to meet her daughter she was an inch or so taller than her daughter she had the same vine hair as her daughter but unlike Ibara who had her hair down her vines were tied in a bun

...she froze when she saw the green-haired boy beside her daughter

"Ibara honey...sidebar"

Confused she followed her mother into the backroom
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"Honey who's the boy"

"He's a student at UA he's in class 1A "

"What's his name"

Izuku midoriya"

"Is he a good guy"

"Yes"

"Is he Catholic"

"I don't know"

Ibara's mother poked her head out of the backroom

"Midoriya honey are you a Catholic"

"Not really"

"Mom what does him being a Catholic do with anything"

"Do you like him"

"Mom!" She whisper yelled

Answer the question

"Why do you automatically assume I like him"

"Out of your 17 years of living you haven't brought a single boy near us your father and I were worried you didn't have a love life, but if he's the first boy you bring around me then you obviously have to like him"

"So do you like him"

With a pink face, she nodded her head

"Have you slept with him"

"Mom!" Again she whispered yelled but this time covered her mom's mouth with her hand

"So no"
She turned and opened her desk drawer and pulled out a pack of medium size condoms

"Here take this, I don't want you repeating what I did and ruining your education"

"I'm not gonna have se-...intercourse with him at least not until we're married...also those condoms won't fit "

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