My Princess (Rouxls Kaard x OC)

Chapter 3--Cabbage

  "Girlbrother! Girlbrother! Toothpaste boy invited us to breakfast!" Alissa felt herself being shaken awake.

"Wha... who's Toothpaste boy?" she groggily said, refusing to open her eyes yet.

"The one who got hit by my bike! That's why Wheelie is in prison now!" he dragged her up by her arm.

"That didn't make things any clearer." she grumbled, rubbing her eyes. "Just go, I'll be there in a minute."

"Alright, but if Susie shows up you might not get to eat any breakfast!" he bounced toward the door and ran out.

Alissa got ready, grabbing her costume and doing her morning routine. She wondered what was there to do now that she wasn't in Pandora Palace anymore.

"Guten morgen, what are we eatin'?" she asked once she was downstairs with everyone.

"Oh, goodmorning, Alissa! I baked you all a cake!" Ralsei greeted with a smile.

"Initiating protocol: worried mother" the Queen rambled. "Cake for breakfast that's very unhealthy" she looked perplexed. "We might get sick"

"Don't worry, Queen! It's a healthy cake!" the fluffy goat assured.

"Oh is it made with battery acid" she looked intrigued.

"Um..." Ralsei didn't know what to respond.

"Don't worry, Queen. I'm sure he'll give you the recipe if you ask him." the princess let out a yawn before finishing her sentence.

"That's lesser mom for you young lady" she retorted.

"Okay, 'lesser mom'." her lesser daughter rolled her eyes playfully.

"Okay, guys! Just hold your hands out!" Ralsei instructed and four pieces of cake flew out of the huge cauldron sitting in the center of the room.

"Oh my circuits how did you do that" Queen looked in amazement at the slice of cake in her hands. "Explain the algorithm you used"

"Um... it's magic!" he responded awkwardly.

"Oh right" the Queen laughed. "I'm sorry computers don't compute magic"

"Girlbrother! Do you want to go see lesser dad?" Lancer attracted Alisa's attention from the conversation. "We could even get a Lancer-cookie from the mysterious man downtown!"

"'Lesser dad'?" the girl's eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

"Yeah! He usually helps me dig holes!" he began dragging her away.

"Oh, alright..."

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After Alissa got a Lancer-cookie (Lancer didn't get one because he apparently 'already tookie a cookie'), they were heading to a very familiar area.

"Lancer, don't tell me you consider Rouxls Kaard your lesser dad." she said as she got closer to the shop.

"Oh, you've met him! Of course he's my lesser dad! He used to help me tuck Wheelie in bed safely! My real dad never did that!" he walked just as cheerfully as before.

"Oh." although still a bit confused about who Wheelie was, the rest of what Lancer said didn't sit right with her. "Lancer, where's your real dad?"

"Downstairs!"

Before she could question further, they were already in the shop.

"Hi, lesser dad!" he put his hands on the counter and pulled himself up to look over it. Rouxls was arranging something before the two got in.