There once was a lemon who nobody liked. Do you want to know why the other LEMONS didn't like him? Well, I will tell you child. Just sit on ol granpapie's lap and lemme tell you a story of old Yule. The little lemon was born into the world on 6/6/06, he was a happy little lemon. Till one day after school, he saw a horrible happening;his very own parents crushing his heart shaped glasses. Oh poor little lemon named LeBron. I would have cried too little buddy. I love my heart shaped glasses they are the best. AHEM..moving on..he was so upset he ran out of his tree and started going on a killing spree. He made lemonade out of his victims and drank it. WITHOUT SUGAR! ARE YOU CRAZY M8????? He killed for two weeks, till the cops got em. He said he killed till he was happy again, just like his glasses. He was put into a humans kitchen, and made into lemonade. Talk about having a taste of your own medicine..And tell tale has it every national lemon day, the patty caper steals patties. Welp, I'm going to go drink some rum violently. Bye child. Hope you enjoyed the story!
~Xoxoxoxo Ash🔪
P.s don't break my heart and I won't break your heart shaped glasses. *wonk*😋
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