"Y/N! WAKE UP ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL!"
"UGHGHGJRJEJANANA", i think to myself. Why must school exist? Why must everyone be so....unique in such a negative way??
I put on my clothes as i walk to the bathroom and take a giant shit..that was refreshing. I make my way downstairs and see my mom!...what an ugly fucking woman:3 I put on my shoes and get going for school.
"Y/N! YOU'RE HERE!". I turn around and see my best friend running towards me with some disgusting ass sweat marks on their t-shirt. They hug me and i can feel the sweat run into my nose.... i̶c̶r̶y̶a̶n̶d̶p̶e̶e̶m̶y̶p̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ and i simply ignore it.
I make my way into the classroom, and there she is... the prettiest person i have ever laid my eyes on.. her skin is, so smooth and orange~! Her bikini is, definitely a great representation of America, and her beautiful stiff hair is just so... cute!
I make my way to the pretty girl, and... she chopps of my nipple and i bleed to death! (♥ω♥ ) ~♪
"HOW ADORABLE~!"