Ever wonder if Google was a person ...
Me : Hiiiii Google
Google : hey, how are you ?
Me : I'm ...
Google : good ?
Great?
Awesome ?
Nice ?
Okay ?
*whispers* Based on most popular replies to this question)
Me : yeah, I'm good
Google : see, I knew. I know everything
Me : can I ask something ?
Google : go on
Me : how do you ...
Google : kill bed bugs ?
Kill a zombie ?
Kill 11 million people ?
Me : O.o
I'm outta here
Google : Bye
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Things I read online
RandomThere's lots of stuff I read online. In gonna share some with you ... YES YOU !! Warning : Some of this stuff cannot be unseen/unread
