Chapter 1
Leslie, Ben, Ann, Chris
(Monday 7:26 pm) Fancy coming over to review the Education budget with some beers? We may have to fire Emma to balance out the budget unless you can find a way around it.
(Monday 7:29 pm) That’s lovely but I have no idea why you would have to fire ‘Emma’. There is no ‘Emma’ in the education department.
(Monday 7:31 pm) Yes there is, Emma Jones.
(Monday 7:35 pm) I’m good friends with the Education department, I can tell you for a fact there is no Emma Jones.
(Monday 7:40 pm) Chris, how can you already be friends with the education department when we’ve been here for a week?
(Monday 7:41 pm) Oh, you have the wrong number. Jerk.
(Monday 7:44 pm) I would apologize, if the unnecessary ‘Jerk’ wasn’t used.
(Monday 7:44 pm) Well I wouldn’t want your apology anyways. Jerk.
(Monday 7:50 pm) How on earth could you know if I were a jerk or not? This’ a wrong number, you don’t even know my name.
(Monday 7:59 pm) You fire this Emma Jones after knowing her for just a week. She could have a family to feed, you could be ruining her whole life! How do you think her bed-ridden husband will take the news?
(Monday 8:01 pm) I don’t know how her husband will feel because I do not care. This is my job.
(Monday 8:01 pm) And how do you know her husbands bed ridden if you don’t know her?
(Monday, 8:02 pm) It could be a perfectly hypothetical situation. My point is you just go into peoples lives, and without considering anything, blow it to pieces!
(Monday 8:04 pm) Jerk.
(Monday 8:07 pm) I do what’s best for the towns budget, I wouldn’t do it purely on spite. It’s my job, not a choice.
(Monday 8:08 pm) Well I still think you’re a jerk.
(Monday 8:10 pm) Well thank you for your opinion, but sadly I don’t accept it from prejudice people like yourself.
(Monday 8:15 pm) Sadly I don’t care about that when I know my opinion’s correct.
