Chapter 3
Ben, Leslie, Ann, Chris, *Caroline*
(Thursday 4:42pm) Hey Ben! What’s up?
(Thursday 4:43 pm) Chris we’re in a meeting, this isn’t time to chat.
(Thursday 4:43 pm) I know, but you’re checking your phone every 2 minutes! Everything okay? Caroline ok?
(Thursday 4:44 pm) I’m fine Chris, just get back to work.
(Thursday 6:21 pm) He has a girlfriend
(Thursday 6:22 pm) Who?
(Thursday 6:24 pm) Ben.
(Thursday 6:27 pm) You said he was a no one.
(Thursday 6:30 pm) He is!
(Thursday 6:35 pm) Then why does it matter?
(Thursday 6:36 pm) I don’t know!
(Thursday 6:36 pm) Really?
(Thursday 6:37 pm) Annnn this is painful
(Thursday 6:39 pm) I’ll be over after this meeting, ask Andy to get coffee, if not ask April but don’t tell her it’s for me, she spat in it last time.
(Thursday 6:40 pm) Ann, you beautiful fish.
(Saturday 9:04 pm) So what breed did your coworkers decide for you?
(Saturday 9:10 pm) A Border Collie.
(Saturday 9:14 pm) It suits you.
(Saturday 9:14pm) What’d think I’d be?
(Saturday 9:18 pm) Well, you watched Red Dawrf back to back and your email’s ‘ruthermont74@gmail.com’, so you seem like a faithful nerd. You’re calm and reserved, you don’t blab about personal matters. You’re intelligent and independent. I’d say you’re a Dandie Dinmont Terrier. They’re also the only breed of dog to be named after a fictional character; suited for someone whos email is a Westeros clan name.
