The Young Grasshopper life is a difficult life to live. There's dodging shoes that could be a potential murder weapon (if they step on you, of course.) People don't like to come near me because they think I'll use my grasshopper legs to pounce on them. These are two of the many things that make the grasshopper life difficult.
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Grasshopper 101
RandomIf you've ever wondered how the life of this_heart_of_fire's (AKA: Master Mia) young grasshopper is lived, this story will tell you.
