Record 2.1: Colorbars

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File info already given-

Name: Kennith Simmons

Height: 5'1''        Weight: 97.7 lbs

 Age: ???

Birthdate: 2-28-1969

Committed mass genocide then went missing for about 30 years


The interview:

So.... Mr. Simmons

Simmons: Yeah?

We actually have missing info in your main file here.

Simmons: oh really? Let me see that.

(He snatches the file off the desk)

Simmons: Why is my age missing? I'm 18.

Sir, how are you still 18 if the, *scoff*, incident, happened 30 years ago?

Simmons: Not really sure. Paranormal? Not that I truly believe in that. 

(observes me taking notes)

Simmons: I mean I look the same as my picture from the colorbar broadcast, right

(I look at the picture in the file. He looks as if he hasn't aged at all)

Simmons: And are you seriously writing down everything we say and do?

Yes.

Simmons: Why?

Because it's all going into your file that I will be studying.

Simmons: Are you the FBI?

No.

Simmons: Why are we even here?

I'm the one who's supposed to ask the questions here.

(He just rolls his eyes)

You know what, I have enough info on you. Get out.

Simmons: I thought you needed-

I have enough. All I needed for now anyway was your age.

Simmons: oh.

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