Vučić:*wakes up* "Hm, today i invited Dodik to go bowling... i wanna see him bend down... i wanna see his fat ass..."
*Vučić leaves his house in his car and pulls up at Dodik's mansion*
Dodik:"Heyy! Excited to go bowling with you!" Vučić:"Yeah.. uh.. I do need to tell you something.." Dodik:"Yeah,? What is it?!" Vučić:"...uh nevermind forget about it!" Dodik:"Uhh..? Okay then?"
*a few minutes pass(they're still in the car)*
Vučić:"Heyy,, wanna turn on some music?" Dodik:"Yeah!" *Vučić put on this song:
Dodik:"Oh, you really wanna put on THAT song?" Vučić:"Yeah! Why not?😏" Dodik:"Uh.. it just reminds me of a person..."
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Vučić:"Oh..I see..." Dodik:"No, no, don't get me wrong! Love this song it's just that it reminds me of the thing that happened a few days ago... y'know.. the thing witht the laptop.. I'm really sorry for... watching George moaning compilations at the workplace.." Vučić:"No,no!! Completely fine! Don't worry about it... to be honest he's kinda....😏" Dodik:"Yeah.. uh, let's not talk about that now. You should focus on the road"
*timeskip to when they arrive at the bowling alley*
Dodik:"Have you ever done this before..?" Vučić:"Not really.. haha I mean how hard can it really be.?"*he slightly giggles* "Alright, Vučko.."-Dodik says with a smirk They walk into the bowling alley, it's packed full of people, y'know Vučko thought this would be a great opportunity to have some fun with his crush.. Vučić thinks to himself:"Man..if only Dodik knew how i felt.. it would all be so much easier.."-Dodik taps him on the shoulder playfully,"Hey! What're you waiting for?!" -"Uh.. sorry i was zoning out.."
*a few hours pass and they've had loads of fun, they're heading to Vučić's car now* "Sooo.. did you have fun?"-Vučić said with a slight smile,-"Yeah!! Loads of fun, how about you.?",-"Yeah it was fun but i just wish-...nevermind.."-Vučić looks down at his feet and sighed... "Hey what's wrong.?"-Dodik asked concerned, -"..I-I want you to divorce your wife and be with me!"
