Irumatsu one shots (COVER ART NOT MINE)

**••__𝙴𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 __••**

Heyooo so it's miu's birthday coming up so I decided to write a chapter dedicated to her birthday! I know it's not coming until a few days but I know I'm probably going to forget about it so yeah. Speaking of birthdays it's my birthday next month! (Dec 2) I'm not going to say how old I'm turning since I don't want to tell random strangers on the internet my age and stuff but enough of my rambling let's get on the chapter!

Miu POV 

Eeeek it's my birthday next week!! I can't wait to throw a party! Hopefully monoshit lets me have  a party. I should at least tell everyone so they could come over to my dorm and party! Ah and kaede I cant even wait to see her, she's so hot and pretty and everything a person would want in a woman!! Wait...that was a pretty gay thought...but I'm not gay am I...uhm anyways time to go tell everyone about my amazing cool fucking party that's gonna happen!

Time skip to when she finished telling everybody brought to you by locking your siblings in a closet and wrapping them in duct tape so they won't bother you for the rest of the day

Ughh I'm so tired.... maybe I could invent something for keebo! Maybe see if I could give him a di-

Another time skip to miu's birthday brought to you by "why be gay when you can be gay?" The lotion company

YES TODAY IS THE DAY MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!! YESSS I SHOULD GET READY MAYBE CALL OVER KAEDE!! wait nvm imma get ready and think of games we could play to get everyone horny...

I finished getting ready and got some cake and got my dorm decorated, I think I'm ready! I've got 10 minutes until everyone gets here. First came rantaro, then keeyboy, then himiko, then Angie, then shuichi and...kokichi? Wtf, why was shuichi with that little gremlin?! Eh never mind, then came kaede <33333 my beloved angel!! Wait no that's gay im not gay...erm then kaito came, the  tenko, then kirumi, then maki, then everyone else. (Sorry I got a bit lazy) 

"So miu what do you wanna do first?" Kaede said with excitement in her voice "you...I mean let's play truth or dare but we have to make the questions or dares spicy!" I replied. Everyone ignored  the first part of my sentence, "erm can't we play normal truth or dare I don't want my poor himiko to get uncomfortable" Tenko said staring at himiko "No way! It's my birthday so you have to do whatever I say!" I replied with slight anger in my voice, I crossed my arms staring at tenko "I mean  miu is slightly correct, it is her birthday after all" kiibo confessed "yeah yeah, anyways Rantaro  truth or dare!" I yelled "hmmm...truth?" Rantaro answered "if you could Fuck anyone in this room who would it be?" I said glaring at rantaro "o-oh...shinguji, I guess..." rantaro answered  (sorry if I spelled his name wrong) "THATS GAY" I yelled "anyways I'm bored let's play spin the bottle!" I quickly grabbed a empty bottle and flicked it so it would spin, just to my luck it landed on kaede. I panicked I wanted to kiss kaede so badly but it would be gay and like I said i am not gay, but then again I have to follow the rules of the game. " kaede kiss me now or I'm fucking kicking you out of my party" I said. SHIT SHIT SHIT WHY DID I SAY THAT SHES HONNA THINK IM WEIRD NO NO NO, everyone was surprised at my comment " wow look who gay now miu" kokichi cooed "oh shut up you little fuckin abortion don't act like you and emo boy didn't have sex yet" I said clearly full of anger "miu! That is very disrespectful!" Kiibo yelled "Why would you say that infront of himiko!" Tenko said covering himiko's ears. Kaede ignored everyone's comments and leaned in to give me a kiss. She grabbed my chin then kissed me I obviously kissed back but then I kinda... made it into a full on make out session... kokichi kinda got grossed out and left along with shuichi. After a few more games of spin the bottle most of the people left and it was me, kaede, kirumi, and kiibo still there. After kirumi and rantaro left me and kaede started kissing again since no one was there to tell us it was gay or gross and stuff but To be honest I'm pretty sure I'm still not gay. Kaede confessed her love to me after us making out for a bit and now we are dating!!! And no I AM NOT GAY I am simply just dating a girl

sorry guys I kinda rushed the ending, I just wanted to get this chapter done to show that I'm still very much alive and it's miu's birthday soon!  I love you all very much so have a fantastic rest of your day! <33{I think I heard my mom moaning... please help}