Lysosomic love

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Joshy was sitting with his neon yellow hair head on his palm, thinking about the new student, Sam Poopy who was in the same grade as him (and happened to have quite a good amount of adipose tissue in his buttocks), when he realized he was going to be late to school!

He rushed to his mom and asked "Dear mother of mine, please drive me to school.". She looked at him with anger and jealousy, flexed her arm, her super muscular arm and threw a spongebob chappal at him saying "your eyelashes which are longer than Dumbledore's beard scratched my Windows and your adipose tissue deposits in your posterior dented my seat. You can walk to school. I don't care!" He sadly caressed his eyelashes and adipose tissue deposits and left the house. He felt like his bums would come off, when his knight in papery rainbow armour drove to him and asked "Are you lost baby boy?" swoon! But he realized about "his little problem" and sadly said "If I sit in your car my eyelashes which are longer than Umbridge's cat fetish collection will scratched your Windows and my adipose tissue deposits in my posterior will dent your seat." Sam just smirked like a feral cat and pointed towards million cars trailing behind him smiraying(even his words sounded smirks!) "It's OK cupcake. I drop these cars like fleas. Your cute little problem is more than welcome. Now stop trying to catch that flee in your eye lashes and hop in."

Joshy grabbed his soft adipose collection and gently sat on the car seat, his eye lashes tickling the air microbes and played the theme song from 50 shades of grey.
Sam was blushing so hard that his cheeks started bleeding. Oh how Joshy wanted to suck of that blood from a straw and-, "Joshy poo we reached school" said Sam.
Joshy eye growled at him with a narwhal like smirk and stuck a poop emoji sticker on his Shrek journal. They got out of the car and left to the school while Khooboocha tow truck and junk yard company  took the car to the junkyard where is was promptly destroyed .