Buck POV
I AM STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!! I DONT WANNA BE MARRIED 2 TWINK! and besides yhat I have a huge secret I've been keeping all my life.. no one knows. ～nyah～ Oh oops.. that just happen sometimes <3 I n3ed to suppress it because I have magical nekoboi powers... my love-- I MEAN BAKA I hate twink.. he cant know and we need to be divorced before I snap and turn into my full uwu nya cat self and kill the whole force.
tHe next morning I wake up and I see Twink standing over me with a large needle and a sharp pain in my groin. Twink's clouded over orbs are staring me down, and I notice something...
NYA NNOT BAKA THIS CSNT BE TRUE!!!! My uwu hubby Twinky cut off my balls in the middle of the night!! THID MUST BE BECAUSE HE KNOWS IM A NEKOBOI!!! >///<
I spring out of bed and rip my wedding ring off. "B-BAKA! Nya... How could thee...?" I tear up. Twink smirks and says "I know u are a neko.. I saw you using a litterbox.. and u have A CJOICE!! BE MY HUSBANDO FOREVER OR I TeLL EVERYONE YOUR SECRIT!!"
I double back in shock and trynot to purr at the sight of my husband holding my dead sack. Twink grabs onto my necko tail and throws my numb body out the 3 story window. Then I blak out.......... I will never be the same...... I will never be human </3............
I wake up again with a pounding headache... NYA... Twink is still here. I gasp desu. I think.... I am gay boi now.. umu.. I wuv man.. DESU SUGOI!!!!
I crawl on all fours nakedly to Twink and purr ˄-˄.. "H-Hewwo Twink...." I snuggle his bony iron deficient pale legs.. "I will be your husband I think because even though I have magic kitty nya desu powers I love my husbando... UWU!"
Twink smiles ravishingly and pets my kawaii neko ears :> HEHE!
I give him a slobbery infected kiss and he holds me and licks mt head to clean me because i am a nekoboi in case you forgor... i am also not wearing cloths....
THE END.
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HIYA YOU PEEP/SELFS
OMG IM SO EMBARASSED MY FANTASIES ARE OUT INTO THE WORLD UWU
MY NEKO BOY ALTER TOMMYINNIT HELPED WRITING THIS UWU SO PLEASE BE NICE.
LUVYA BIE
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Divorce Me Not // ONESHOT NEKO!BUCK X TWINK
FanfictionAfter they save the world q-force agents Buck and Twink are ready to divorce until someone's dirty secret gets out... what will happen next?
