"AHHHHHHHHH GET OUT OF ME EDDIE" Mila screams in agony. She is giving birth to her third child, thirty year old international superstar, Edward Christopher Sheeran-Kutcher. "Mila, you are almost done. Just a few more pushes and Eddie will be out" Dr. Harry Styles says, encouraging his patient of many years. "NO THIS BIG ASS FUCKING BABY NEEDS TO GET OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW" Mila yells loudly, sweat dripping down her forehead. She was mentally and physically exhausted. I mean, wouldn't you be too if you were pushing out a thirty year old, one hundred and eighty pound baby? Mila's husband of many years, Ashton Kutcher, sends an apologetic look to Dr. Styles. "Sorry, doc. I don't know what's gotten into her." Ashton says, shrugging his shoulders. Dr. Styles kneeled down by the end of the bed, head down by Mila's crotch. He grabbed a magnifying glass off of the table and examined the area. "I see his head. Eddie is almost here." Dr. Styles said calmly, starting to get ready to pull the ginormous baby out of Mila Kunis. "Nurse y/n, please go and get me the tools.... This is going to be a tough one." Dr. Styles said to his assistant. She had worked alongside Dr. Styles since the beginning of her career in the medical field and always had a huge crush on him. However, Dr. Styles didn't feel the same way.
After a torturous 3 weeks of labor, Mila Kunis finally gave birth to her beautiful baby. As Dr. Styles pulled Ed out of Mila, they heard a beautiful voice start to sing "Girl, you know I want your love, your love was handmade for somebody like me". The room suddenly became silent. Everyone took in the beautiful sound that was being echoed throughout the big hospital room. "Thats our boy.." Ashton whispered, leaning down and kissing the top of Mila's head. The energy in the room shifted when Ed and Dr. Styles started to chant a pledge. "Edward Christopher Sheeran-Kutcher will defeat y/n" Ed and Dr. Styles chanted. Y/n looked at Dr. Styles and Ed in complete shock. 'Why on earth would they want to defeat me? This baby was just born..' Y/n thought to herself. "W-what...what do you want from me?" Y/n said, her voice shaky. Ed crawled off of the bed, butt naked and started to army crawl towards y/n. "E-Eddie.... Back away... P-p-p-please..." Y/n muttered, tears streaming down her face. Her hands began to shake as Ed stood up. He was now towering over y/n, his warm breath that smelled like the inside of Mila hit her nose in just the right way. Y/n gagged, trying to back away from big, naked, baby Eddie. "I am going to defeat you" Ed growled, moving closer and closer to y/n.
"Knock, knock! Hi Mila honey!" Kris Jenner made her way into the room and Ed backed away from Y/n. Ashton and Kris do not have a good relationship so he ran out of the room as soon as she entered. "Where the hell is he going? It doesn't matter... Oh Eddie! Look at you! You're so handsome!" Kris made her way to Ed and gave him a smooch on the head... Dr. Styles didn't like that. "What on earth do you think you're doing?" Dr. Styles snarled, inching his way toward Kris. Fury took over his body. Kris sent Dr. Styles a confused look. "This is my great grandson, am I not allowed to show him affection? Also...you're just the doctor. Who are you to tell me what to do?" Kris argued, pointing her finger in Dr. Styles' face. Once again, Dr. Styles did not like that. "I refuse to allow you to be anywhere near my Eddie boy and Mila kiss." Kris said, ruffling Ed's hair. Kris reaches in her pocket and pulls out her phone, dialing Kendall's number. "Hello? Mom?" Kendall spoke into the phone. "Kenny! You're never going to believe this! Mila-" Before she could finish Dr. Styles struck her on the side of her head with an iv stand and proceeded to step on her phone. While Kris laid on the ground unconscious, Harry ran to Mila. She had fear in her eyes. "Mila I'm so sorry, but this is what has to happen. I will take good care of him... I promise. I'm sorry. I'm sorry," Mila's eyes filled with tears as she looked up at Dr. Styles. She trusted this man with her life and with her three children and this is what she gets in return? "Harry, please.. You don't want to do this. I will do anything. Please, think about Ashton and Wyatt and Dimitri... Please" Mila trailed on, starting to cry. Dr. Styles plants a small kiss onto Mila's lips as he starts to cry himself. "I'm sorry, Mila. I am so sorry." Dr. Styles grabs a pillow from behind Mila's head and presses it against her face. Dr. Styles held back sobs as Mila's muffled screams engulfed the room. Her legs flailed in the air and she tried to pry Dr. Styles' hands off of the pillow, but it was no use, he was too strong. Mila finally gave up and she laid on the bed, completely lifeless.