Corbin Saves Christmas

Chapter 8

Corbin and Dad eventually made their way into Sioux City.

"Hey Dad why does it feel like we been on this adventure for almost 4 years now?" asked Corbin

"I guess it just got boring and went downhill after the time I shot and killed all the cops in Kansas City." said Dad

"I mean it's like we went no where in 4 years. We gotta hurry to save Santa and save Christmas. So lets continue going." said Corbin

They both continued their way into Sioux City. But Dad needs to get gas and actually lets Corbin steal stuff. Corbin comes back with a lot of alcohol because even though I'm the narrator telling this story. I can confirm to you that this adventure really has been going on for 4 years. And let me tell you we were all dead during that time. And during that time Santa has never been found and several people have been to the North Pole and still haven't found him so shit out of luck I guess. Also a pandemic started since then but we're not here for that today. But back to the story.

Corbin suddenly went from being a recent high school graduate to a 22 year old man thingy person human who can drink and wants to drink to save Santa not knowing their probably shit out of luck.