THE BOSSES ASSISTANT

the interview

OMG I've been up forever ,I can't believe it's finally the day I have my interview with the biggest law firm in the state : McQueen corporate law firm. It's a really big deal. There is no case they have ever tried and lost.i have my interview in less than two hours it's really a blessing that I don't live that far away,Brit wake the hell up you can't be late for another interview because I don't want you in this house any longer your too old to be living with your mother.ugh! I hate that woman sometimes

............ Mr McQueen We have three young females who are interviewing for the position of your new assistant would you like me to send in the first one sir? Yes right away miss Garth .
First interview: Good morning sir my name is Jamie Hall and I think I would make a great assistant, Because I've lived in this city for my entire life and I'm well dressed and as you can see I'm very fine and attractive I think I would be a great asset to your company.   Um do you have any qualifications? do you think you are the right person for the job?do you know how this company was formed?  do you even have sense?
erm well I uhh, stop talking and leave my office send in the next person.

(Door opens and closes)

Second interview: Good morning sir my name is kemar Williams  and I think I would be a great fit for this position because I'm very qualified and yeah that's it , when can I start working because I know I just got the job.  Well you are one disrespectful bitch aren't you? so what I'm going to ask you to do is back the f**k up and leave my office now!
I'm so sorry to upset you sir, I'll leave right away.

(Door opens and closes)

Third interview: Good morning Mr McQueen um,my name is Shanice George and I would really like a position in your company.     Let me ask you this miss george,why do you think you deserve a spot in my company? well um where should I start?, Quite frankly I don't care where you start just answer my question.

Well my mom says I'm too old to be living with her ,send also says I need to "get a job and a man or get tf out!!!" 
So that's why I'm here ,sir I'm very qualified but I'm a little lazy .I really want my mother to stop hating me.