is this a chapter in 2024?!?! woah. when was the last time i posted a chapter? anyways don't ask what this chapter is
~Chat:hell on earth~
Ashy: does anyone know how to fix a microwave that is actively on fire?
Spicyy: what.
Connoisseur: why is it always fire.
Inferno: I promise I had nothing to do with this!!!
Flamethrower: same
Connoisseur: why do i have a feeling otherwise?
Ashy: no
Ashy: they actually had nothing to do with it?
Brockoli: what the fuck did you try to do?
Ashy: water ;;
Spicyy: what
Brockoli: you're gonna have to be more specific bud.
HoenneseKalosianDisaster: what is happening.
Ashy: i went to the kitchen and was trying to get a glass of water and then the microwave just burst into flames when i was filling it ;;
Spicyy: WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO
Brockoli: HOW
Connoisseur: WHAT THE FUCK
HoenneseKalosianDisaster: what
Ashy: idk
Spicyy: I HOPE YOU KNOW IM CRYING AND DYING OF LAUGHTER BECAUSE OF YOU RIGHT NOW
Brockoli: how about we maybe deal with putting out the fire BEFORE we fix it
Ashy: oh.
Ashy: that makes sense.
Miss Mallet: dumbass
Ashy: fuck you
Brockoli: THE FIRE??
Ashy: sorry sorry i'll put it out
Spicyy: I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HE EVEN MANAGES TO DO THIS
Ashy: EITHER DO I
Brockoli: THE FUCKING FIRE?!
Ashy: for real this time im going
Spicyy: HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN-?!?!
Mayflower: how does what happen-?
Spicyy: READ UP IM BEGGING YOU
Mayflower: WHAT THE FUCK
Mayflower: HOW THE FUCK
Mayflower: WHY THE FUCK
Ashy: I DONT KNOW THE FUCK
Brockoli: THE FIRE?!?!?!
Ashy: Greninja's putting it out!
Ash-Greninja: NO IM NOT??? IM DOING CRACK
Brockoli: THE FIRE?!?!?!?!?!
Ice Beam: Greninja already put it out
Ashy: now how to fix microwave before gf comes home?
Brockoli: just go buy a new one
Ashy: no :(
Ashy: I wanna fix it!
Ashy: microwave too expensive :(
Miss Mallet: deadass says the richest guy in the world
Spicyy: You heard it here first folks, microwaves are even too expensive for the richest person in the world!
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If The Pokemon Characters Could Text
Random~Description Under Construction~ Welcome to a book where characters are bound to be out of character, memes are constant, and the unexpected is expected! Ash, memeing around and making everyone questioning everything, check Gary, being the best frie...
