My Killer Boyfriend (Five Hargreeves and Y/n L/n.) -completed-

Part One: The Meeting

This whole thing is Narrator's POV. Enjoy this Five and Y/n love story!

You're working in Griddy's Doughnut. Orders ring through the air. ("Coffee, black, jelly doughnut.") The only reason you work there is because Agnes the owner is letting you stay in the room in the back. Even though you don't get paid you don't have to pay rent and that seemed like a good enough reason to keep working for you.

"Honey there's a guy in the dumpster if you wouldn't mind getting him out the noise is scaring all the customers." These were the types of jobs you did.

"On it Agnes." Once you left you dropped your happy expression and sighed. "Another day another guy in our dumpster."

You see Klaus in the dumpster. "Let's make this quick. I'll just give you all the stale doughnuts if you get out of the dumpster."

 
" No, I'll get out if one I get your phone number, and two if you will be my friend." You raise your eyebrows to question. "Not to do that you little dirty-minded stinker to have you pick me up from bars when I'm drunk. I'm Klaus by the way."

 
You sigh and write down your phone number and name on a sticky note in your pocket and hand it to him. He takes a slow bite of a doughnut he found in the trash 

"I get drunk a lot by the way." He says with his mouth full of dumpster donut. 

"Get out of my dumpster Klaus." You walk inside but as you are you hear him falling out of the dumpster.

Next day:

You just got off work and put your apron away. Just as you were walking out you get a text from Klaus.

"Drunk at bar pick me up." You sigh and get in your car. Agnes said that if he keeps coming back you'll be fired. That is the only reason your picking up a drunk Klaus from the only bar in town.

You get to the bar and head inside. You see Klaus and this blonde guy acting drunk. He sees you and he turns around fully.

"Hey!!! Can you bring my buddy Ralf to his house too?"

"Why not let's go." You guys head to the car and Ralf gives you his house address so you can drive him home. 

"Bye Ralf," Klaus shouts out of your open window. Ralf gives him a drunken wave but doesn't turn around as he is walking to his porch.

"Ok, so where do you live Klaus?" He tells you the address. 

"If I fall asleep can you bring me inside and not wake me up? Drunken sleep is the best sleep I say." His words had a drunken sort of slur. 

"Klaus, I don't even want to pick you up from bars why would I bring you inside a house that I'm not familiar with?" 

"I'll come back to the dumpster." He says in a singsong drunken voice.

You finally and reluctantly agree. You get to his house and see him asleep. You get out of the car walk around it to open Klaus's door and pick him up bridal style which was hard considering you are not the strongest and he is not the lightest.

You knock on the door knowing he can't live in this big mansion by himself. A huge man that has to be 6 foot 5 inches opens the door. The big man sees Klaus in your arms.

 "I can take him from here." He tries to grab Klaus. "He said he wants me to bring him in." He keeps trying to stop you from going inside but soon your arms start getting tired and without thinking you reveal your secret, you teleport.

 
You set Klaus on the couch trying to act like everything is normal and trying to make the giant who must be his brother think he's crazy and did not just see you teleport. You sit down on a chair adjacent to a sleeping Klaus.

"Did you just teleport?" The giant says.

 "Teleporting isn't real." You were never the most convincing. 

"Cut the bullshit, we have powers too."

 
"You do? Prove it." You cross your arms. He picks up the couch with one hand and a still-sleeping Klaus. 

"Impressive.."

"Luther Hargreeves. You?"

"Y/n L/n." He sets down the couch. 

"Got a place to stay y/n?"

 
" I work at the diner in exchange for a bed, not the most comfortable but it gets me 4 hours."

 
"Want to stay the night?"

 
"Beets sleeping with the bugs."

 
"One condition, we're talking about your powers in the morning." You nod.

 "The guest room is upstairs last one to the left I'll get him to his room." He looks at Klaus and gives a deep sigh.

"Night king kong."

 " Don't call me that." He yells as he's still looking at Klaus and you're walking up the staircase. You go down the hall and find the guest room then quickly fall asleep.