My Weird Family

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by sillynoco

by sillynoco

So... MY FAMILY IS WEIRD! I have two brothers and one sister. One of my brothers is a cat, and so is my sister. My big bro is [Calipso, no real names here!], and my lil sis is Rozzie (cat) and my lil bro is Galileo (cat). My mom and dad SCREAM at their game. And I mean SCREAM!

My cat Galileo, is EXTREMELY weird. We know he's peeing because instead of sitting like a normal cat, HE STANDS. Like a living boy, HE STANDS. It's literally so weird, and the worst part is our dinner table is RIGHT next to the laundry room. And that's where his litter box is. And since his litter box is right next to the washing machine, when he's standing up and PEEING... we can see his reflection.

My brother is kinda mean. [OK, HOW AM I MEAN?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HATES PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING I LIKE BECAUSE I "TALK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH." YOU WERE SO OBSESSED WITH ADOPT ME, YOU TOLD EVERYONE YOU KNEW ABOUT IT. SO ANNOYING. I'M SURPRISED ADOPT ME ISN'T IN THIS BOOK MORE. I'VE LITERALLY TOOK CARE OF YOU WHEN WE ARE HOME ALONE. JERK!] He wouldn't play Adopt Me [CALLED IT] with me until I got HIS stuff on the Xbox. [Yeah, my stuff was on a broken-screen computer. I have NO IDEA how you got my stuff on the Xbox!] Then he played with me. I was so mad at my bro. I shouldn't have to waste my time on HIM! [Offenced gasps] And then after I gave him a cracked egg, HE LEFT! Nah I'm just kidding. But he did only play with me for a tiny bit. [YOU CALL 2 HOURS 'A TINY BIT'?! I'LL SHOW YOU A TINY BIT WHEN I SMASH YOUR IPAD! Jk. But fr I'm MAD] LIKE, WHO DOES THAT?! I GAVE HIM A THREE HUNDRED [ADOPT ME DOLLAR] EGG!!! Oh yeah and his weird bit. So this one time, we were taking a bath together and he said I was hogging the bath tub. Then he started KICKING me. [Did not!] Then, I was like, "STOP!' Then I threw a toy at him. [A Pinkie Pie McDonald's toy btw. Yeah, I remember the toy. DO NOT QUESTION ME!] Then he cried for ONE second then started laughing. [True, and it was because I thought I was gonna cry but didn't, and I thought it was ridiculous and started laughing.]

And then there is Rozzie. She is my brother's cat. When we first got her, I was like: "THIS IS MY CAT" and just a week later, she was head over heels in love with my brother. [True, cuz I made her purr before you! HaHa I made her purr on day 3!] I was sooooo jealous. I really wanted a cat of my own. [Fun Fact: About a year later, she did a get a cat! We have 3 cats now, and hers is Ruthy, she's a kitten and she's CRAZY AF] My dad already doesn't like our first cat [LIES! He just says that. He doesn't like taking care of pets, like a litter box.] so I don't think he is a fan of Rozzie, either. [He CHOSE Rozzie, sis! But it was because my mom already wanted a second cat. He actually felt bad for her, because she got a home but the kid was allergic, so she was free to a good home.] I still love Rozzie, even though she probably doesn't love me. [She does, but she's also a scaredy-cat QUITE LITERALLY and was just warming up to me first. She now likes everyone, but me the most.] Also, ROZZIE IS A CAT DOG. When you throw something (anything) she goes and chases it. She also likes to spin 20 times or so just to catch her tail. [She also at the time swatted at Galileo's tail a lot] It's really funny, but derpy at the same time.