Dazai one shots

Dazai smokes pt 2

Dazais POV

I began to open my eyes I winced slightly at the sudden brightness but soon got over it I recall laying on the grass then kunikida and atsushi found me,wait KUNIKIDA AND ATSUSHI FOUND ME HIGH OH SH*T oh I'm dead there gonna ask so many questions they most likely went through my coat already and found my stuff so I can't really deny anything oh I'm dead they weren't meant to find out well nobody was really considering I've been smoking since I left the port mafia it's a really good way to relieve stress plus it's killing me at the same time so easy suicide I guess might as well wait for somebody to check on me there's not much I'm able to do anyway

Nobody POV

As dazai sat there for what seemed like hours but must of only been minutes Atsushi walked in carrying a glass of water
Atsushi passed it to dazai and asked how he was doing the suicidal maniac could only say good as he was to busy figuring out the different ways his situation could go when kunikida came to talk to him Atsushi soon left quite quickly to go tell kunikida he was awake.

Kunikida POV

As I walked into the room I began to wonder why he would smoke at first I thought it was another suicide tactic but it would take too long to kill him and he's to impatient to wait but I wanted answers "hello dazai are you doing okay after what happened"
"Depends what the line of okay is but decent I guess you probably want to know why I've been smoking and for how long don't you?" He stared blankly "yes I do I have concerns for your Health and well being" i spoke as I looked at him he looked like he was about to laugh "oh that's funny but if you wanna know I'll tell you cause I don't think I can get out of this one"a smirk grew on his face "anyway so I started smoking not long after I left the port mafia so about three and a half years ago I think" I stood there a little baffled I thought he had only been smoking in the past few weeks but three years! "Yea,yeah I know not good for my health and I'm not telling you why I'll just tell you it's calming plus another suicide method am I right!" He spoke almost happy about it "what the fuck dazai you need to stop smoking!?" I said nearly shouting at him his face was blank "no" was all he said "now if you don't mind I'm a bit busy I have some things to do at home and don't worry it's not another suicide method"as he started walking away to get his things he just left he didn't put up a fight all he did was leave...