I was walking down to the sandlot to watch benny and the boys play. I was about to hop the fence when I heard one of the boys say my name. I stopped and slowly krept over on the other side of the fence where they couldnt see me.
"Hey here he comes" timmy said.
"Hey benny, ham was just talking about how he wants to motorboat your girlfriend" tommy said to what I asume was benny.
I covered my mouth with my hand to supress my laughter.
I climbed up the fence silently. I took my baseball and threw it right at the back of hams head. *bonk* right in the center.
"Never gonna happen buddy" I said jumping and landing. I dusted my hands off and took the ball out of his hands. "So lets play some ball, shall we?" I said. I turned around and faced the boys.
They were looking at me like I was crazy. "What?"
"You throw like a girl" ham siad getting up and walking off to his spot behind the batter AKA where benny is suposed to be. Basiclly home base.
I giggled and gave benny a hug and a quick peck, "lets go guys" I said. I threw the ball to benny.
I cant wait to mess with ham about this motorboat thing.