It was 1776. Lin manuel (aka hamilton) and his dear old pal soda were inventing something revolutionary, twerking. as good ol' georgie man walks in "oi, come fight in the war." he says throwing shit at them to get them to stop being fiends. the cantabs scurries off the table along with hamilton to go and fight in le war. they got on the boat to cross a big fuckin river, soda singing wap as they go, across the river they see a deranged man screaming "MY L'MANBURG!". the boat crashes against the shore as they get off soda throws a rock at him clonking him out "Soda! that was our best soldier!" george yells as soda grumbles "bruh moment." she runs off to go clonk some red coats. she single handily won the war and the scurried off on all fours like a fiend after signing the decleration with her twitch handle, twitch.tv/SodaCanTabs. of course she wasn't mention because shes a women and sexism.
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Tales from the cantabs
Fanfictionthis is about very cool and popular streamer sodacantabs, who also has merch, Sodacantabs.shop
