Ashton- "Girl, you make my floppy disk into a hard drive,"
Calum- "Can I have a picture with you? Why you ask? Because I want to show my friends that angels are real"
Luke- "I'd shake your hand, but the sign *points to museum sign* says not to touch the works of art"
Michael- "Nice shoes, let's fuck"
Mikey is my fave tbh
