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Fvck Gotham | weekly vlog no. 57
Dali Astor

5:32 ►

The camera is shaky and only captures the upper half of Dalia's face as she walks down the gloomy streets of Gotham. Some yelling is heard in the distance before they mumble into the camera microphone.

"I hate Gotham," she says. "If you want honest advice about college: don't go to Gotham U. I'm a born and raised Gothamite and I hate living here. So much. Don't come here, like ever."

The scene cuts off the rant to a shot from the inside of her apartment. They're walking, based on the way the camera is moving, to show her window. Through the window, there's a figure crouching on the fire escape.

"I love Gotham!" Dalia yells excitedly, getting closer to the man.

The figure, wearing a thick red helmet, nods towards the camera before using a grappling hook to leave.

"Holy fuck, that was Red Hood! He's so... large," they exclaim before moving the camera to put herself in the frame. "For any new viewers, I am in love with Red Hood. We're actually married and that nod made it official. I wonder if anybody would be willing to edit him and me into a wedding scenario so we can finally be spouses," she adds as an afterthought.

"Right, so," they said after shaking her head dramatically, letting out a nervous chuckle. "Remember the photos I was taking earlier at that Wallgreens? I'm posting one of those to my Instagram now that I've found the perfect caption thanks to my husband."

The clip changes to Dalia focused intently on a computer monitor and a voice-over starts again over the royalty-free music. She explains that she's editing a video that was posted a couple of days prior to the publication of the vlog and the voice-over fades into the calming music

10:11 ►

"I wasn't going  to address it 'cause I thought it was a fluke, but why are all these hot men replying to me?" They say through a laugh. One of their hands covers her mouth as she gasps while the other one shows her screen to the camera. "First Red Robin, then Tim Drake, and then Dick Grayson through Twitter? What is going on?"

Minutes later, a cutesy outro plays, giving a link to Dalia's social media platforms as well as to their latest videos.

Comments

spiders.pp    *sigh* if only i were a popular influencer who caught the eye of the Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne

sixinchesdeep     GAH I LOVE THE CUT BETWEEN YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT GOTHAM AND YOU SAYING "I LOVE GOTHAM" SO RELATABLE

Cass    You are interesting. I approve.

tjdw      10:11 ...so you think I'm hot? that's what I'm getting from this

astoroid GURLL IF HE DMS U THEN TELL US 😩😩 PLEASEE

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p.s. i was having the beggings of a gender crisis when i write this so dalia is a demigirl, fuck you
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