When you die this roleplay, you play dead. So you can't talk or anything.
Me; are y'all ready
Duncan: don't kill me or Jordan.... PLZZZZZZZZZ
John: I won't kill Jordan, but I can't promise that I won't kill you.
Duncan: BISH! JUST BECAUSE I BEAT YOUR ASS ON EUROVISION DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN TAKE MY LIFE!!!!
Me: the simulator predicts everything. Who even knows. Duncan might kill you, John.
John: if that happens I'll kill him irl
Duncan: ...
Filip: what am I doing here again? Who invited me?
Me: I did.
Filip: i-
Lars: I bet you invited me too, but what about the others in the band?
Filip: I could say the same thing:
Me: there can only be twenty-four, and you're my favorite of you and the band.
Lars: I- okay.
Me: okay HAPPY HUNGER GAMES!!! AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!
The bloodbath. (I'm just reading the deaths because why the fuck not?)
*John Lundvik severely slices Harry Styles with a sword*
John: ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE WIN!
Harry: dang it!
Me: okay that was the only death at the bloodbath. Except for Filip, you didn't die, but you lost a fight against Shawn Mendes for a bag.
Shawn: IN YOUR FACE!!
Filip: shut up.
Me: okay it's day one now. This isn't a death, but Hailey, you tried killing your husband but he escaped.
Hailey: I- okay?
Me: *gasps a little*
Everyone: what?
John: did I get to kill Duncan?
Duncan: oh god let's hope not.
Me: uhm.......
*Dean Lewis, Jordan Garfield, Victor Crone, and Ed Sheeran track down and kill Duncan Laurence*
John: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT'S TOO GOOD!!!
Duncan: J-Jordan?..... You..... You killed me?
Jordan: DUNCAN I DIDN'T MEAN TO-.. I....
Duncan: *pretending to cry* I thought you loved me, Jordan!
Jordan: I DO!!! IT WAS DEAN'S IDEA!!
Everyone: *looks at Dean*
Dean: *eating a bag of potato chips* oh please! It's a simulation!!!
Brittany: alright alright! Let's get back to it! Haleigh, what's the next death..
Me: ........
*Filip Vidusin accidentally detonates a landmine while trying to arm it*
Filip: COME ONNNN!!!!!
Michael: hey, at least you didn't get last place this time.
Filip: I-... You're one to talk.
Me: fallen tributes #1. Three cannon shots can be heard in the distance, Harry Styles, Duncan Laurence, Filip Vidusin. Night one begins.
*Victor Crone, Dylan Matthew, and Hailey Bieber get into a fight. Dylan Matthew triumphantly kills them both.*
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