The Deep Incorrect Quotes

I wasted three days making 4K of memes, sue me.

Contains: Finn x Fontaine, Jess x Fontaine, Ant x Madeline, one-sided Ant x Jess, cursing.

Enjoy~

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Fontaine: HELP! I TOLD MUM I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Ant, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Dolos: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Ant: I think you mean cards.

Kaiko: he did not.

Dolos, pulling out knives: I did not.

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Ant: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Fontaine: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory.

Ant: I hate you.

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Fontaine: I have a bad feeling about this...

Ant: What do you mean?

Fontaine: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Ant: No?

Fontaine: ...That actually explains so much.

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Dolos: Hello all, it is I, your favourite person.

Will: Actually, Kaiko is my favourite.

Dolos: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.

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Jess: But what about Ant?

Fontaine: Don't worry about him.

Fontaine: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like nothing happened.

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Fontaine: What would Mum think?

Ant: Ok, that's an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if... we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told her?

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Finn: Fontaine gave me a get better soon card.

Maddy: That's sweet!

Finn: I wasn't sick, she just thinks I can do better.

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Jess: You really believe in Ant?

Fontaine: Luckily, he believes in himself enough for both of us.

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*Something crashes*

Hammerhead: Shoot—

Finn: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!