Act 1: Meet the very special main character.
So the main Protagonist of this bizarre story, is a 15 years old Italian that is also the son of an gay vampire god, but that somehow dosen't affect the story.
His name is Giorno Giovanna,
Or according to Google, in German JOAN:So yeah, my broken ass humor finds it funny, so i'm gonna call him like that for the entire story :)
This is him:
Joan lifes in Neapolis with his abusive mom that literally dosen't give a f about him. So the entire story there's just a 15 yo running around doing not so legal stuff.
Even tho his life has been pretty bad until this point, he still wants to protect his city. But instead of becoming a police man or a lawer,
he wants to become a primo mafioso,
because he thinks that's badass and cool.I mean, okay i guess...
I'm pretty sure he also has a dream or something. But literally no one cares because everybody saw that meme on reddit for the 500th hundred time.
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HumorBasically just the whole Golden wind story, but written in my words. (this is written for everyone. If you're a jojo fan, you will understand all the jokes, but i also tried it to write it for non jojo fans. So if you didn't whatch jojo yet, but yo...