20 Facts About Me

Now, on to the real thing.

These are actual 20 facts.

Not more, not less.

Exactly 20 facts.

Um...

Yeah...

I should get down to it.

Yup.

1. My name is Paola (Pah-oh-la), not Catty *cue the general gasp*, but my first bestie on Wattpad gave me that nickname and by the time I met Jabera, it had stuck. She of course called me Catty too and everyone I met through my hardcore commenting on her stories started calling me that too. Very few people call me Pao on here.

2. I love myths and similar stuff way too much. I literally know every zodiac sign and their elements by heart, I can name many gods and goddesses from greek, roman, indian, incan, aztec, and a few more cultures and have read their stories too much times-so many times my dad's worried I might turn into a pagan O-O (WHICH I'M DEFINITELY NOT)

3. I have an obsession with glitter. There's a big compartment of my art case filled to the brim with all kinds of glitter, in dust, in glue, in as many colors as I can find, and my glitter supply is now dangerously low thanks to how much I use it.

4. I'm not an official mexican *cries* I was born in this tiny country named El Salvador, and when I was three years old went to live with my family in Mexico City. Somehow I felt more at ease, like I actually belonged, with the mexican culture and lifestyle than I ever did with the salvadoran one, so really I just want to go back (I'm currently living in El Salvador) and get the nationality once and for all.

5. I'm very, extremely protective and kinda possessive of the people I love. Not psycho possessive though-*hides knives* just a little bit *closes torture room door* prone to violence if someone is... well ya know... *locks room so you can't hear the screams*

6. I rarely speak in english out loud. Most of my english knowledge goes to Wattpad xD I can't speak more than a few words in many other languages, so yeah I'm just bilingual-hoping-to-change-that-soon.

7. My first fandom was the Twilight one. Yes, Twilight, don't you dare throw any tomatoes because
I
WILL

MAKE

SALSA

AND NOT GIVE YOU ANY! *thunder* *evil laugh*

8. I fall down a lot, on purpose and without hurting myself. I just can't stay away from my dear floor ;)

9. I have a morbid fascination with tragic moments in history. I find them really interesting, like I even fangirl when I see a WWII docummentary on TV in spite of how sad it makes me feel in some deep, dark, hidden place of my evil soul-

10. I tend to swear a lot, but I use soft words (mostly) in spanish because I don't want to say something really bad in front of my parents-they don't even like me saying desgraciado/a all the time XD

11. I've never felt identified with any book/TV/movie character. I'm too me to pretend to be someone else.

12. I go Hulk-smash mode a lot. Woops?

13. I am the sleepiest person you'll ever know. I'm tired all the time, which is partly because I have chronic fatigue (of course, I just HAD to be that tired *facepalm*) and partly because I love sleep too much.

14. I can fall asleep anywhere, except in a car.

15. I freaking love spices and lemon, and I put them in most of my foods no matter how weird my parents think it is or how much I'm begged to taste the actual flavor.

16. I'm a die hard mexican fangirl. No matter what I'm doing or where I'm at, just say Mexico and you'll get my attention.

17. I love unicorns and I'm like a cat: therefore, I'm a caticorn.

18. I can't sing for ship xD But still, I love to sing my lungs out when I want to. Sorry, world.

19. I'm so forgetful that I forget my forgetfulness and so clueless that I've never had a clue.

20. I have this... Delirious episodes, during which I laugh my butt off at anything and basically act like I'm drunk or on drugs, without actually having taken any of those.