Good fucking morning to everyone! Well, I woke up to Shawmila breakup news. Good day to y'all. Stream Camila and Camila only. Put her back in the charts. Celebrate this day!
My hot take on how Camren discussed this breakup.
Camila: I think we need to break up.
Lauren: WHY?
Camila: Lauren, we are married. We can't break up. Shawmila has to break up.
Lauren: Oh? Are we coming out then?
Camila: Not yet but Roger and Shawn will.
Lauren: They are fucking?
Camila: More like sucking. Sucking away my hard work. And dicks.
Lauren: I can't believe people think Shawn is straight after he was spotted in gay bars. MULTIPLE TIMES.
Camila: Well... Anyways, what can we do? How can we announce the breakup?
Lauren: Tweet about it, I guess.
Camila: No, shush. I'm gonna make an Instagram story. That works better.
Lauren: That's better.
Camila: (typing furiously) And... POST!
Lauren: I thought you gonna talk to Shawn about it?
Camila: Well, he can find out about the breakup just like everybody else.
Lauren: Wait... CAMILA!!!!!
Meanwhile Shawn,
Shawn: (receives a text message from Camila) I think I have to check Camila's story and act like I care about it ( laughs) Wait... WHAT??? ROGER!!!! CAMILA FUCKED UP THE PR PLANS AGAIN!
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Chaos in the Cabello-Jauregui Household
HumorThis is my funny take on whatever is happening in the 5H and Camren fandom. It has been a rollercoaster and how do we deal with all the emotions? CRACK HUMOR! I'll try to update weekly and some may be collaborative work. Some can be explicit, so...
