As soon as Joe Wappo and Hitler reached where the fuck Hitler wanted, he was happy af. He took off his shirt to show a snazzy gold best and boxers.
"let's go get em babe!"
Hitler swings the door opened and started Tweaking while walking. A special talent his mommy taught him at a young age. She also taught him how to kill and rape. She's rad af.
Joe Wappo walked into the club like hella yea! After two minutes HILTER was missing. He must be getting down with some hookers AGAIN!
"HE LEFT ME!"
"I left the White House....in style doe!" Said a dark, yet handsome man.
"I'm Obama, but you can call me tonight!"
"Wow!" Joe said in shock.
"No girl ever talked to me before.. Other then sugar honey... BUT THAT BITCH LET ME FOR A GUY NAMED JERRY!!!" Joe wappo usually doesn't go after guys, but if der over 6ft and hella good hair then WATCH OUT WORLD. HERE COMES JOEY!!! ROXY LIKE A PUMA!
"Obama. Ur really hot. U look like chocolate so I would probably eat you. But you see I'm kinda married to Hitler. He just doesn't know it yet."
"HILTER IS MY EX!"
"IM SO AORRY IS DIDNT KNOW!"
"GOODBYE HOT STUFF!"
Joe wappo hold out his hand in desperation.
"AND I.....OH I... WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!"
"Who you talking to?" Said HILTER Shockley as he smacked joes butt. "No one. STORY TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!! One time when I was eight I thought I could talk to trees. I use to sit by them and talk to them and shit. One day a girl comes up to me and is all like ARE TOU TALKING TO A TREE! So Kevin (the tree) dumped branches on her head. It's was hella great!"
"That's cool!" Said Hitler. "I made out with this girl Hailey. She was so ratchet.! THERE SHE IS!! Were gonna go on a magic carpet ride. Later loser!" Hitler wrapped his arms around that slut hailey and took her on his magic carpet. Joe wappo was stripper like a boss on a pole so he didn't care at all.
Hitler holded hailers hand while singing to her into the air. "I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD!! WORLDS I DONT MNOW!! UNRELIABLE SKIES!!"
"Oh hitler your so good at singing. I wish I can sing like that. I can't sing my sometimes I feel like My hair sings to me." Said hailey.
"Listen babe. I don't know if you like me. I don't even know if you like men. All I know is that I love your money. So let's get married!"
"Eh why not HILTER" hailey said not caring.
Back at the club Joe Wappo was done stripping with the swaggy Emma. Emma said, "Guess what sexy abs man. Im a hella yeah catholic. Addicted to cats!" Joe wappo ran away scared. He wondered, how will be o home.. Just at the moment the world started to go black again. The heroin was wearing off. He was grinding againt his cat in reality.
"OH NO IMA GET MY CAT PREGO AGAIN!!"
Joe wappo gave up and slept with his mom. Dreaming about his herion adventures tomorrow.
