Bubble butt's bachelor show

The shows starting..

(Bubble butts pov) I open my eyes, i feel the grass touching me, flowers on my arms. I think about the show, its about to start...I need to get ready. I go to my room and put on a red sparkly suit, i look...majestic, I smile knowing i will be the baddest bitch tonight. "LORD FARQUAD!! ITS STARTING!" my butlers voice startles me. "COMING PIGEON!" I say in my classiest voice. I walk the down the stairs, shaking my ass feeling like a baddie. I know i look good. I smirk and look at my butler, "well?" i do a cute little spin to show him the suit. "stunning, sir". He looks pleased with the outfit i put on.  Pigeon reaches for the door handle, he opens the tall door and says "They're waiting, sir". I look at my butler, I never realized how tall he is. He looks like a vampire, pale, skinny, and tall. "Maybe he is a vampire" i think to myself. Although out loud i say "Thank you, Pigeon". I cant have him hear me call him a vampire, i might expose him if he really is one! I walk out the door, the light hits me. Its beautiful out here, the sun is setting. I hear a car pull up, it must be the first contestant! I rush to the car, booty bouncing, sweat dripping from my forehead as i run. I reach the car in time, the car parked outside the gates of my mansion, i sprint to open the gates for the car. It was worth it when i see a cutie hop out of the car. "hi, i'm jay! i'm colorblind but you bring me all the color i need". He winks at me and comes to shake my hand, i walk towards him but i trip and he catches me in his arms. "you good?" he says. I'm speechless, i can't tell whether to be embarrassed or to be in love. He is so handsome. I blush till my face is red "Yea, I'm fine. hehe thank you". Jay helps me stand back up and walks inside the building, once he is inside the next car comes.  A tall man comes from out the car, he has glasses, and looks like a quiet kid about to shoot up the block. "Zeke." he says sternly. "Well! Now I know who wont be winning this, and that's Zeke". I cant say that out loud. "welcome hon" i say grinning big trying to be nice. He walks inside when the next car pulls up. This time a girl gets out of the car, she has long brown hair, she's around 5'4, "deff a lesbo" i say in my head, making sure i don't offend her. "Hi I'm lilly" *does the gay hand sign*. "hey girl!!"I say in a "yasss queen" type voice, to let her know her kind is welcome. She walks inside looking concerened, does she think im g-g-gay??? Ugh im not gay, i just like men and women, but i'm NOT gay. The next car pulls up, this time another guy walks out, he's a emo boy,he wears his cutie beanie. "Just my type" i think to myself. "welcome, what's your name cutie?" I wink at him and he responds "Yuh, daxxon". "oohhh well welcome daxxon! see you inside *wink*"! The last car pulls up, it must be libby the girl i met, i really like her but she sure does have competition here. Libby walks out the car and i go to greet her, I actually know her so this will be easy. "heeyy libbyyy!". "HEYY BBG" she runs inside not saying another word. "okayy.." Now iv'e met all the contestants, i stand outside wondering what to do next. I start to walk inside.