The Next Day
Cat
Do you ever just wake up and think, "Waffles are buff pancakes!"
K
God yes. Waffles are essentially buff knock off pancakes.
SG
indeed. 🧐
Joker
I've never met someone who was essentially my second half! 😩 Now I have! 😁 We shall live forever!
DG
It's...
4:30 A.M. Does anyone ever sleep here?
Cat
Ofc I did! I slept from 12-12:15!
SG
*pfff* Nobody needs something as trivial as sleep. I got my caffeine filled tea, a microscope and some theories, what else would I need?
C
Sleep? Never heard of it!
K
Sleep is for the weak.
Joker
Honey, honey, there's this button that turns off all notifications...
Use it.
CIA
Anyone wanna join me for my run?
K
I would... but I would die in the first 5 minutes. Physical Exercise is for those who actually have the strength to do it. I do not have that strength...
Cat
Let me eat my 12 pack from Dunkin Donuts. Then I'll be running to McDonalds to get a couple McFlurries for some daily nutrition. It's good to eat something healthy every once in a while.
CIA
Young lady, you can't live like that, in fact if you don't come with me right now I will FIND YOU and I will make sure no McDonald, nor Dunkin Donuts will ever allow you in AGAIN!
K
*gasps in horror and shock*
You wouldn't! She's the one paying for my daily Starbucks coffee every 3 hours.
CIA
You...
Are all going to live very short lives if you continue this!
DG
Short but very well lived lives.
C
McDonalds can have my soul if it means I get my Mcnuggies.
SG
Welcome to McDonald's, the only place where a ten piece mcnugget pack only costs your mcsoul..
CIA
On your left!
Punished
Are you all seriously discussing this at 5 o'clock in the morning? Sam's yelling profanities about you Steve I hope you know that...
Cat
You're typing while running? I can barely type with this small ass phone keyboard.
POV - Steve
"I am deeply concerned for these kids, especially Cat!" Steve said as he paused his running. He had a call going on with Clint who was at the tower spying on Tony who was in the lab.
"Don't worry, they've lasted this long haven't they?" He said.
"Where do they all live exactly?" Steve asked.
"So I haven't done a lot of research, but apparently K, SG, and Cat have moved out and now live together. But C still lives with her parents." Clint drew out.
"So... is Cat being a bad influence on the other two or are they all just unhealthy?" Steve questioned, kicking a lone stone.
"SG and K are actually quite athletic and enjoy the outdoors, but Cat stops them and demands a triple espresso before and after each step of the way," Clint sighed.
Suddenly, Steve bumped into a panting, short, 14 year looking old girl with a donut in hand. "Do you know where the McDonalds is? I'm lost and Google Maps thinks I'm in Russia. Wait- Is this Russia!? Can you understand me? I don't know russian! I know some spanish! ¡Hola idiota helado de fresa!"
Steve blinked. "Did you just call me a strawberry-frosted idiot?" The messy-haired girl rolled her eyes. "Did I stutter?"
"Wait! We ARE in America! Oh thank GodI thought I had walked to Russia by accident! Damn I never thought I was capable of that type of Physical Exercise!" She suddenly exclaimed. "Now where are my Mcnuggies?"
"Wait... are you Cat?" Steve asked.
"I go by many names, one being Batman," She started rapidly humming the Batman theme song.
"Wait so you are Cat?" Steve repeated.
"Do you wish for me to be?" She asked.
"You are, aren't you!" Steve exclaimed.
"How do you know this information?" She suddenly looked worried. "You're a spy aren't you?!" She suddenly threw a punch at Steve and ran away.
The Very-Possibly-Cat stopped sprinting and started sheepishly running the other way, while screaming the Batman theme song. On the way back she called back, "The McDonalds is this way!" Steve was, understandably, very confused.
"Well, that happened," Steve sighed clearly annoyed.
The people on the other end of the call were shooketh.
"You.. just met our online friend. Who we were just expressing concern for," Clint said, awestruck.
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