My Bio

I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP

Okay, so since I wouldn't be be to go to sleep even if Gerard Way came in and sang me a lullaby, you lucky bitches get to know a bit more about the enigma that is me. Nah, I'm fucking with you; I'm about as complicated as toothpaste. I have no idea what I actually mean by that. And since I have no motivation to see what I covered in the first chapter or whatever of this, I am just going to say whatever comes to mind.

•Fuck yeah, salsa's the best thing ever invented it makes chips taste so much better.

•I avidly ship Frerard and all those other good things

•fuck, I'm tired

•My lightbulb was pink for a while, but then my mom saw and yelled at me

•Chocolate Chip is the best ice cream flavor and anyone who disagrees can shove a spork up their ass

•I actually really hate chocolate chip cookies, idk why

•Lots of sodium

•I just ordered I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love and it's coming in a few days

•My cat smells like daisies

•I think it's because she tries to eat the flowers I have in the kitchen

•It's like -50 degrees outside rn but I really want to go on the trampoline

•It's 11:21 right now

•Fuck

•My brother used to watch Frosty the Snowman so much that we watched it in Spanish and still knew all the words

•Snow Globes are pretty fuckin rad

•how the fuck is snow globe supposed to be spelt

•I just coughed up 27 lungs

•There's a drawing of a spatula on the bottom of dining room table and I don't know where it's from

•why the fuck is there a spatula on my table, seriously

•my arms hurt

•my head is itchy rn

•I just scratched my head

•Now my eyebrow itches

•There is AN EYELASH IN MY EYE IT BURNS

•2% Milk

•*distant explosions*

•Margaret is a fucking bitch

•Screw you, Margaret

•*insert generic inspirational quote here*

•*insert Supernatural gif that somehow relates to my last statement here*

•Everybody has blood coursing through their veins and that fucking weirds me out

• Thanks Pete

•My chin itches now

•There's probably fifty million grammatical errors and typos in this, but I'm publishing it anyway

•I'm going to try to sleep now, k

•thnks fr th mmrs

•G'Night