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human: did yall do the illusions homework?

hottie1: bold of you to assume i did it

hottie2: i did it but i lost it

Ami: Edric stfu i know for a fact you didnt do it bc i saw you in your room talking to someone on ur scroll and i saw you blush so stfu

hottie2: but i see you practicing your abominations and you always somehow make that new human girl so you stfu

Ami: ED SHUSH

human: Ami, you make abominations that look like me??

me meyeself and eye: lmao exposed

plant god: Boscha are you ready for later at my house?

plant god: oop wrong chat

hottie1: AYO WHAT 

me meyeself and eye: we need to do homework 

hottie1: but yall are in different tracks???

hottie2: lmao are yall going to scissor-

Ami: EDRIC SHUSH WE HAVE CHILDREN HERE

hottie2: we do?

human: yall are bringing scissors over to Willow's house? I wanna join the crafts!!

Ami: trust me Luz, you don't wanna go over to Willow's house.

me meyeself and eye: lmfao you simp you just want Luz all to yourself

Ami: Shut

Plant god: AHLP IM CRYING

hottie1: @Plant god are you ok?

Plant god: .

Ami: my fav song

Ami: I MEAN-

human: Ami, what do you mean by "." is your favorite song? Who is it by?

Ami: nirjkesdinjds i need to go

< Ami has gone idle >

human: well i guess shes out 

< me meyeself and eye changed Ami to simp >

human: boscha why did u do that, that wasnt very nice :(

human: also why did you put amity as simp

me meyeself and eye: because shes a homo

me meyeself and eye: !

Plant god: so are you boscha

Plant god: !

human: but srs what is that song Ami said was her favorite? 

hottie1: it is a song by girl in red. girl in red also has lost of other gay- i mean cool songs like 'i wanna be your girlfriend' and 'say anything'. They are rlly good songs u should listen to it if you want to!

hottie2: and emira how do you know all this stuff about girl in red hm?

hottie1: oh shut up edric i see you listening to your sweather weather and looking at pictures of hot males on penstagram so dont talk to me about that until you get to my level

hottie1's admirer: And what would that be, Emira?

hottie1: uhhh i gotta gay- i mean go uh i gotta go check on mittens yea 

< hottie1 went idle >

-10 mins pass-

human: yo this girl in red music is sick!!

simp: I'm glad you like it!! <3

simp: BOSCHA WHY DID YOU CHANGE MY NAME TO SIMP

me meyeself and eye: because you are one for someone who i wont say yet

human: Ami who is it!! I can help you get together with them if ya want!! :3

hottie1's admirer: help i litterally can't with y'all

hottie1: ...

simp: ... 

me meyeself and eye: ...

hottie2: ...

Plant god: ...

human: ...

hottie1's admirer: ...what did i do wrong?!?

me meyeself and eye: using that symbol in yall is forbidden here 

hottie1's admirer: oh alr sorry yall sorry em <333

hottie1: rnfjdskndsjk

human: guys can i add someone in here? He is like a brother to me

simp: ofc!! <3

me meyeself and eye: simp 

Plant god: simp 

hottie1: simp

hottie2: simp 

hottie1's admirer: simp

simp: yall shut up

< human added Hunter >

Hunter: why the hell and i here 

hottie2: UH BYE YALL HIUNEJDKWSANJD

< hottie2 went idle >

Plant god: wow you blights are so gay 

Hunter: ayo that blight boy is cute ngl

me meyeself and eye: help all of yall are so gay it's like im the only not gay 

simp: sureee boschaaaa 

smolboi: what happened here

Plant god: Gus I can tell that to you later now lets go before someone looses their marbles or gets angry

hottie1's admirer: hey emira can u come over to my house :)

hottie1: nifsdubhfusdj sure

human: guys i think im bi 

me meyeself and eye: biurself lmfaoooo

simp: BOSCHAAAA



< heyy yall so this is the first chapter of the toh gc book i dont rlly know when the next im going to post for this but i might try to keep it at 1 new page per week or 2 weeks so idk but i hoped you enjoyed the first chapter! >



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