I made this just so I can show my stalker bestie the delightful sight of mint chocolate chip ice cream bc they don't think its valid as the most SUPERIOR ice cream flavour of all time.
(dedicated to @plasticplantfromikea)
#990 in CREAM fuqin cream w...
Ice cream cold deathglared welcomes to my oh so lovely fucking rant and argument on why mint chocolate chip ice cream is THE MOST FLABBERGASTINGLY AMAZING THING that mankind has ever managed to create.. lets get to it whores
Wait is it even spelled like that? Chip? Ship? I ship mint, chocolate and ice cream no cap
I felt that video was a perfect fit for my arguments and this completeky meaningless shrabbadoodle of a... book?
No nuh uh i know for a fact that im personally offending every single author out there by calling this a book. Lets call it a 26 letter combination of popsicle nonsense.. I have absolutely no idea of how to spell popsicle
*struggles in dumb bitch*
also yes i did in fact have to google how many letters there are in the alphabet
once again
*struggles in even dumber bitch*
Now to why we've all gathered here today. Chocolate-uh-mint fucking ice cream. THE most wonderful dish one could ever eat.
I'll lick that badboy for breakfast, dinner lunch AND tea
that came out wrong-
well.. not really
cuz i would..
lick that badboy...
im unsure if id lick an actual badboy but that depends on what the definition of a badboy is
[bad boy noun
INFORMAL noun: badboy
1. a man who does not conform to approved standards of behaviour, especially in a particular sphere of activity. "the bad boy of British fashion"
2.US:something extremely impressive or effective. "we went 142 mph in that bad boy"]
Oh- okay uhm yeah no yeah i dont think no yes uclumpj
so in conclusion ive just said id probably suck off an engine
well done Livia
well done
would i tho- i mean.. if it payed- ?!?!
i need mental health help i meant help well i do need mental health too but uhm yes no.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
This is what pops up when i search for bad boy and im terrified wtf google
a posessed cartoon bunny and a couch.
only one of them i would sit on don't guess which.
ANYGAYS
that video i linked was absolutely horrifying i really dislike asmr asmr can suck my dick but in a threatening way but not in an unconsent kinda way but also asmr is just all-existing.. like an allknowing presence in the air and i dont think allknowing presences can talk and give consent and no yeah i should stop before i dig myself in a hole so deep ill personally shake ass with the devil
